# Haiku Madness Part Deux **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [October 3, 2020, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141 "2020-10-03T19:26:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 166
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2024, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3301 "2024-09-26T00:14:21Z")
“…and he want your pets,” Bob said of the dog warden; I didn’t listen. ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2024, 1:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3302 "2024-09-26T13:49:40Z")
I didn’t listen Had I, I’d still be alive Instead, I am dead ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2024, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3303 "2024-09-26T15:19:54Z")
Instead, I am dead But that makes one wonder how Do I write haiku? ---
**Author:** ![Bayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bayaker/32/3454_2.png) [@Bayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bayaker)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2024, 3:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3304 "2024-09-26T15:26:36Z")
Do I write haiku? Rather badly, some would say. It’s fun anyway! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2024, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3305 "2024-09-27T02:27:34Z")
It’s fun anyway, or this thread wouldn’t endure as long as it has ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2024, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3306 "2024-09-27T02:53:21Z")
As long as it has Hot fudge drizzled over it, I’ll eat it. Oh, yes. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2024, 3:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3307 "2024-09-27T03:00:47Z")
I’ll eat it, oh, yes, but I won’t respect myself afterwards, you know. ---
**Author:** ![pjd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pjd/32/3009_2.png) [@pjd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pjd)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2024, 9:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3308 "2024-09-27T09:56:57Z")
Afterwards, you know. That’s if you’ve paid attention. Otherwise you don’t. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2024, 12:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3309 "2024-09-29T12:30:36Z")
Otherwise you don’t Enter, said the doorman as He gave me a shirt ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2024, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3310 "2024-09-29T18:55:44Z")
He gave me a shirt – But what I’d really wanted Was my soda back. _(inspired by the ‘Mean Joe Greene’ Coke commercial)_ _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2024, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3311 "2024-09-29T19:46:46Z")
Was my soda back? Or had the vile fiend who stole My Coke run away? ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2024, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3312 "2024-09-29T20:02:32Z")
My Coke run away But my Pepsi stayed right here Wish it were reversed ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2024, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3313 "2024-09-30T02:35:00Z")
Wish it were reversed, but my wishes don’t come true; or at least… not yet! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2024, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3314 "2024-09-30T17:59:48Z")
Or, at least not yet, If, and we may be sure that, If. well then, it’s then ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2024, 10:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3315 "2024-09-30T22:43:33Z")
If well, then, it’s then time to thank all your doctors and hospital staff ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2024, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3316 "2024-10-01T16:07:41Z")
And hospital staff Once again remind you that Vaccines are okay. ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2024, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3317 "2024-10-01T20:32:09Z")
Vaccines are okay. They beat the alternative. Those diseases suck. ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2024, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3318 "2024-10-01T21:35:59Z")
Those diseases suck. Too bad the Great Trumpkin took The vaccines for them. _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2024, 11:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3319 "2024-10-02T11:03:07Z")
The vaccines for them Will prevent all kinds of ick Who wouldn’t want that? ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2024, 1:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3320 "2024-10-02T13:22:33Z")
Who wouldn’t want that? I will tell you who doesn’t That guy over there! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141.md?page=165) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141.md?page=167)