# Haiku Madness Part Deux **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [October 3, 2020, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141 "2020-10-03T19:26:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 167
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2024, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3321 "2024-10-02T14:42:05Z")
That guy over there Ate your pet cat. I know 'cause Donald Trump told me. ---
**Author:** ![thorny\_locust](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thorny_locust/32/431_2.png) [@thorny\_locust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thorny_locust)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2024, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3322 "2024-10-02T16:08:17Z")
Donald Trump told me But my cats all said he lied. I believe the cats. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2024, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3323 "2024-10-02T16:17:33Z")
I believe the cats Are plotting against me, they Hacked my Amazon ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2024, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3324 "2024-10-02T18:54:27Z")
Hacked my Amazon, they did. The smiling box was Full of jingling toys. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2024, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3325 "2024-10-02T19:55:15Z")
Full of jingling toys? That’s what Santa’s big bag is ev’ry Christmas Eve! ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2024, 11:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3326 "2024-10-03T11:31:02Z")
ev’ry Christmas Eve: “seven days of gluttony 'til my diet starts” ---
**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2024, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3327 "2024-10-03T14:44:31Z")
“til my diet starts.” New Years resolutions are no more for me, now. ---
**Author:** ![thorny\_locust](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thorny_locust/32/431_2.png) [@thorny\_locust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thorny_locust)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2024, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3328 "2024-10-03T18:43:00Z")
No more for me, now. Put the rest in the freezer; I’ll have more later. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2024, 3:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3329 "2024-10-04T03:27:08Z")
I’ll have more later - lots of haiku yet to write! How I love it so. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2024, 11:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3330 "2024-10-04T11:29:27Z")
How I love it, so Please do not tamper with it Talkin’ 'bout the Dope ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2024, 1:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3331 "2024-10-04T13:45:35Z")
Talkin’ bout the Dope Is fine, but don’t mind the rare Few total dipsticks. ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2024, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3332 "2024-10-04T15:04:27Z")
Few total dipsticks understand the importance of brushing daily ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2024, 4:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3333 "2024-10-05T04:20:47Z")
Of brushing daily I have nothing to tell you; I’m not your dentist. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2024, 6:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3334 "2024-10-05T06:49:12Z")
I’m not your dentist. As I keep saying to you, I’m a doctor, Jim. ---
**Author:** ![thorny\_locust](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thorny_locust/32/431_2.png) [@thorny\_locust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thorny_locust)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2024, 10:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3335 "2024-10-05T10:59:16Z")
I’m a doctor. Jim Is a teacher. Kamala Will be president. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2024, 11:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3336 "2024-10-05T11:10:42Z")
“Will be president” “You mean, ‘I’m present’”, said the dumbass’s teacher ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2024, 4:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3337 "2024-10-06T04:55:14Z")
Dumbass’s teacher saw she could never get through, so she flunked the fool ---
**Author:** ![thorny\_locust](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thorny_locust/32/431_2.png) [@thorny\_locust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thorny_locust)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2024, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3338 "2024-10-06T19:16:39Z")
So she flunked. The fool should have studied more often, partied somewhat less. ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2024, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3339 "2024-10-06T19:59:26Z")
Partied somewhat less Than Tiffany, but I still Got a hangover. ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2024, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3340 "2024-10-06T20:49:11Z")
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