# Haiku Madness Part Deux **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [October 3, 2020, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141 "2020-10-03T19:26:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 168
**Author:** ![thorny\_locust](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thorny_locust/32/431_2.png) [@thorny\_locust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thorny_locust)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2024, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3341 "2024-10-06T21:43:37Z")
To not drink at all Will kill you fairly fast. – Oh, you mean alcohol? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2024, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3342 "2024-10-07T00:45:57Z")
You mean alcohol, and I like the way you think. Bottoms up, my friend! ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2024, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3343 "2024-10-17T19:39:52Z")
“Bottoms up, my friend!” Is one of the popular Porn categories ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2024, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3344 "2024-10-17T20:53:15Z")
Porn categories Do not all align with the Dewey Des System. ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2024, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3345 "2024-10-17T21:08:26Z")
Dewey Des System You say Des and I say dec Call the whole thing off ---
**Author:** ![thorny\_locust](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thorny_locust/32/431_2.png) [@thorny\_locust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thorny_locust)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2024, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3346 "2024-10-17T21:15:12Z")
Call the whole thing off?! But all the invitations Went out yesterday! ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2024, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3347 "2024-10-17T21:22:09Z")
Went out yesterday – Didn’t get back 'til today. I traveled through time. _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2024, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3348 "2024-10-18T02:37:11Z")
I traveled through Time, Newsweek, Life, and Esquire No swimsuit issues? ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2024, 8:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3349 "2024-10-18T08:24:22Z")
No swimsuit issues - Mine still fits just as well as When I was younger. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2024, 11:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3350 "2024-10-18T11:44:29Z")
When I was younger I thought all adults were smart Ha ha, joke’s on me ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2024, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3351 "2024-10-18T14:49:31Z")
Ha ha! Joke’s on me! Although I’m now regretting That “knock-knock” tattoo. ---
**Author:** ![Bayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bayaker/32/3454_2.png) [@Bayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bayaker)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2024, 2:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3352 "2024-10-19T14:38:23Z")
That “knock-knock” tattoo Was led by the drum major To start the parade. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2024, 3:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3353 "2024-10-27T03:36:59Z")
To start the parade, you should talk to the Mayor: it’s her town, you know. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2024, 12:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3354 "2024-10-28T12:35:11Z")
It’s her town you know. His town remains to you a Complete mystery. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2024, 1:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3355 "2024-10-28T13:30:08Z")
Complete mystery Then read a biography Reading to-do list ---
**Author:** ![thorny\_locust](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thorny_locust/32/431_2.png) [@thorny\_locust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thorny_locust)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2024, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3356 "2024-10-28T14:37:38Z")
Reading to-do list: Posting on this board is not Anywhere on here! ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2024, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3357 "2024-10-28T15:18:50Z")
Anywhere on here Is the right place for a post. Everybody knows ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2024, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3358 "2024-10-28T15:32:19Z")
[“Everybody Knows (Except You)” by The Divine Comedy](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U96oKw1VU58) is nice. ---
**Author:** ![thorny\_locust](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thorny_locust/32/431_2.png) [@thorny\_locust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thorny_locust)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2024, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3359 "2024-10-28T16:18:51Z")
Comedy is nice; but some of it is nasty. Careful who you hire. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2024, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3360 "2024-10-28T20:04:59Z")
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