# Haiku Madness Part Deux **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [October 3, 2020, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141 "2020-10-03T19:26:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 169
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2024, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3361 "2024-10-28T20:25:28Z")
Who knows where you live? Certainly not my mailman Could you clue him in? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2024, 12:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3362 "2024-10-29T00:26:09Z")
Could you clue him in by sharing my home address? Much obliged, my friend. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2024, 1:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3363 "2024-10-30T13:52:11Z")
Much obliged, my friend You are a gentleman and A collar (I think) ---
**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2024, 1:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3364 "2024-10-30T13:58:53Z")
A collar, I think, not the same as scholar, but both can be tight, right? ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2024, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3365 "2024-10-30T18:22:57Z")
Both can be tight right Now, but not after I use This gigantic wrench. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2024, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3366 "2024-10-30T18:25:12Z")
This gigantic wrench Bullies the smaller wrenches He’s a real tool ---
**Author:** ![pjd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pjd/32/3009_2.png) [@pjd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pjd)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2024, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3367 "2024-10-30T19:04:10Z")
He’s a real tool. Let’s hope Kamala beats him in the election. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2024, 11:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3368 "2024-10-31T11:35:27Z")
In the election Don’t blame me for the results: I voted for Kang. ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2024, 1:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3369 "2024-10-31T13:23:03Z")
I voted for Kang. After all, he can’t be worse Than the other two. _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2024, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3370 "2024-11-01T02:20:39Z")
Than the other two? You mean Harris and D. Trump? I know who I like. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2024, 9:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3371 "2024-11-01T09:42:01Z")
I know who I like. It’s not Ike. I don’t like Ike. Because he’s dead now. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2024, 10:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3372 "2024-11-01T10:57:03Z")
Because he’s dead now I’ve stopped inviting grandpa To Sunday dinner ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2024, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3373 "2024-11-01T20:12:37Z")
To Sunday dinner I must go, and bring my dog for the leftovers! ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2024, 9:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3374 "2024-11-01T21:44:31Z")
For the leftovers I get a doggy bag, then Eat it in the car ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2024, 1:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3375 "2024-11-02T13:16:19Z")
Eat it in the car? That won’t help. I still don’t like These green eggs and ham. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2024, 3:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3376 "2024-11-03T03:42:22Z")
These green eggs and ham won’t win this diner a place in the Zagat guide. ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2024, 6:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3377 "2024-11-03T06:18:24Z")
In the Zagat Guide Online, it lists only two Stockton restaurants. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2024, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3378 "2024-11-03T14:46:59Z")
Stockton restaurants Are fine but do not order The “mystery meat”. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2024, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3379 "2024-11-03T16:15:06Z")
The mystery meat Would be totally fine if You like Spam a lot ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2024, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3380 "2024-11-04T02:02:59Z")
You like Spam a lot? Visit the [Spam Museum](https://www.spam.com/museum) In Minnesota. _ **-“BB”-** _ [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141.md?page=168) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141.md?page=170)