# Haiku Madness Part Deux **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [October 3, 2020, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141 "2020-10-03T19:26:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 17
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2021, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/321 "2021-03-27T22:14:38Z")
Lost along the way - Ninety and nine sheep he left To find one astray. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2021, 12:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/322 "2021-03-28T12:56:49Z")
To find one astray Or did I find one ashtray? Smoke if ya got 'em ---
**Author:** ![The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_stainless_steel_rat/32/5727_2.png) [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stainless_Steel_Rat)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2021, 1:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/323 "2021-03-28T13:29:30Z")
Smoke if ya got 'em Weed legal many places Smoke now is real fun. ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2021, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/324 "2021-03-28T16:42:16Z")
Smoke now is real fun For some people. For others, It is a big drag. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2021, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/325 "2021-03-28T17:17:45Z")
It is a big drag My answer when someone asks What the heck’s Divine? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2021, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/326 "2021-03-28T18:40:48Z")
What the heck’s divine About carrots? You get a Dozen for a dime. (… it’s magic!) ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2021, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/327 "2021-03-28T22:28:36Z")
Dozen for a dime Is two too many if you’re Talkn’’bout pennies. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2021, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/328 "2021-03-28T23:26:48Z")
Talk’n’ 'bout Pennies - There’s that one from The Big Bang, And Penny Marshall. ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2021, 12:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/329 "2021-03-29T00:00:51Z")
And Penny Marshall Said it best. What did she say? I can’t remember. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2021, 2:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/330 "2021-03-29T02:26:47Z")
I can’t remember If I had cereal for Breakfast or dinner. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_stainless_steel_rat/32/5727_2.png) [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stainless_Steel_Rat)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2021, 4:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/331 "2021-03-29T04:05:49Z")
Breakfast or Dinner One is not like the other Food is different. ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2021, 4:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/332 "2021-03-29T04:38:58Z")
Food is different Than drink. Although a hearty Soup can be a meal. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2021, 8:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/333 "2021-03-29T08:35:06Z")
Soup can be a meal But, to be fair, it does make A terrible hat. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2021, 9:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/334 "2021-03-29T09:53:05Z")
A terrible hat Is better than nothing if Your head’s hideous ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2021, 12:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/335 "2021-03-29T12:08:10Z")
Your head’s hideous. Her head is unattractive. My head’s beautiful. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2021, 12:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/336 "2021-03-29T12:52:36Z")
My head’s beautiful: Nobody could better pour A pint of Guinness. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_stainless_steel_rat/32/5727_2.png) [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stainless_Steel_Rat)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2021, 1:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/337 "2021-03-29T13:18:35Z")
A pint of Guinness The dark Irish Beverage It is good for you. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2021, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/338 "2021-03-29T14:48:39Z")
It is good for you. Sleep, exercise, and diet Who’s got time for that? ---
**Author:** ![thorny\_locust](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thorny_locust/32/431_2.png) [@thorny\_locust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thorny_locust)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2021, 2:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/339 "2021-03-29T14:55:58Z")
Who’s got time for that? Me, apparently; if, look, I’ve time to post here. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2021, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/340 "2021-03-29T15:35:12Z")
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