# Haiku Madness Part Deux **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [October 3, 2020, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141 "2020-10-03T19:26:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 170
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2024, 3:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3381 "2024-11-04T03:02:18Z")
In Minnesota they don’t all sound like _Fargo_, but quite a few do. ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2024, 4:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3382 "2024-11-04T04:52:30Z")
But quite a few do What they can to introduce Beavers to the wild. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2024, 10:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3383 "2024-11-04T10:59:38Z")
Beavers to the wild! You kitties all come inside! Chaos at my house ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2024, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3384 "2024-11-04T19:34:08Z")
Chaos at my house is always par for the course, so prepare yourself! ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2024, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3385 "2024-11-04T21:06:21Z")
So prepare yourself A drink, kick back, and watch the Harris victory ---
**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2024, 2:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3386 "2024-11-05T14:01:58Z")
Harris victory is a must have! The Waiting, agony. ---
**Author:** ![Bayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bayaker/32/3454_2.png) [@Bayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bayaker)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2024, 2:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3387 "2024-11-05T14:11:32Z")
Waiting, agony! True believers on both sides Get way too wound up ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2024, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3388 "2024-11-05T19:09:09Z")
Get 'way too wound up? That’s me - I have those goddamn election jitters! ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2024, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3389 "2024-11-05T20:49:17Z")
Election jitters? Vote early, vote often, then Know you did your part ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2024, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3390 "2024-11-05T21:01:38Z")
Know you did your part saving our democracy: well done to you all! ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2024, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3391 "2024-11-06T14:40:12Z")
well done to you all! said the moronic tyrant Let’s go persecute ---
**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2024, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3392 "2024-11-06T14:56:59Z")
Let’s go persecute all that have criticized me. Ah! Off with their heads! ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2024, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3393 "2024-11-06T15:02:58Z")
Ah! Off with their heads! But don’t lay a finger on Their uteruses ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2024, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3394 "2024-11-06T15:08:27Z")
Their uteruses are subject to State control Who cares what they think ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2024, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3395 "2024-11-06T15:44:53Z")
Who cares what they think? I won! Now, fear the wrath of My cruel vengeance! _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2024, 1:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3396 "2024-11-07T01:32:39Z")
My cruel vengeance Will be wrought on all who use “Literally” wrong ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2024, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3397 "2024-11-07T03:16:12Z")
Literally wrong, not figuratively wrong: I hope that’s not me ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2024, 7:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3398 "2024-11-07T07:30:08Z")
I hope that’s not me In the corner - or spotlight - Losing my car keys. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2024, 11:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3399 "2024-11-07T11:52:19Z")
Losing my car keys? Hell, I’d lose my head if it Weren’t screwed on my neck ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2024, 5:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3400 "2024-11-10T05:51:19Z")
Weren’t screwed on my neck, It and the bolts would fall off. Sparrows in moonlight. ((Sorry. [When I read this](https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/haiku-2), I just had to.)) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141.md?page=169) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141.md?page=171)