# Haiku Madness Part Deux **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [October 3, 2020, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141 "2020-10-03T19:26:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 177
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2024, 1:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3521 "2024-12-16T13:37:42Z")
Definitely not Worth beating a gag to death - It’s just getting dumb. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2024, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3522 "2024-12-16T16:34:34Z")
It’s just getting dumb Reminds me of that quarry We threw stuff into ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2024, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3523 "2024-12-16T20:16:30Z")
We threw stuff into The back of the SUV When headed to Flint. ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2024, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3524 "2024-12-16T21:31:14Z")
When headed to Flint Bring your own bottled water And don’t breathe the air. _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2024, 9:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3525 "2024-12-16T21:51:08Z")
And don’t breathe the air? How? Need answer fast, 'cause I’m Waiting to exhale ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2024, 5:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3526 "2024-12-17T05:31:47Z")
_Waiting to Exhale_ ain’t my favorite movie; I’ve never seen it! ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2024, 1:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3527 "2024-12-17T13:15:36Z")
I’ve never seen it nor do I feel compelled to Guess it’s bad juju ---
**Author:** ![Bayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bayaker/32/3454_2.png) [@Bayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bayaker)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2024, 2:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3528 "2024-12-17T14:55:43Z")
Guess it’s bad juju- bes. My stomach was upset after that movie. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2024, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3529 "2024-12-17T14:59:51Z")
After that movie I believed a man could fly. Now they’ve locked me up. ---
**Author:** ![thorny\_locust](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thorny_locust/32/431_2.png) [@thorny\_locust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thorny_locust)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2024, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3530 "2024-12-17T16:15:00Z")
Now they’ve locked me up In one of their neat boxes. But I’ve found a key. ---
**Author:** ![pjd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pjd/32/3009_2.png) [@pjd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pjd)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2024, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3531 "2024-12-17T17:22:14Z")
But I’ve found a key. And it consists of three sharps. It’s called A major. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2024, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3532 "2024-12-17T17:25:55Z")
It’s called a major Brain fart, and I do believe I’m having one now ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2024, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3533 "2024-12-17T18:25:56Z")
I’m having one now. Care to join me? They’re quite good: an eggnog with rum. ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2024, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3534 "2024-12-17T18:29:11Z")
An eggnog with rum goes down well this time of year. Ahh, winter’s solace. ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2024, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3535 "2024-12-17T18:42:02Z")
Ahh, winter’s solace! Snuggled under the blankets With my sweet lady. _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2024, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3536 "2024-12-17T20:02:11Z")
With my sweet Lady Marmalade, gitchy gitchy Avec moi, ce soir? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2024, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3537 "2024-12-17T20:20:13Z")
“Avec moi, ce soir” is not, I think, Latvian; Tagalog, maybe? ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2024, 10:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3538 "2024-12-18T10:50:14Z")
Tagalog, maybe? You must play games with the trees When you have no friends. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2024, 12:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3539 "2024-12-18T12:44:19Z")
When you have no friends Winter, spring, summer or fall You’ve no one to call ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2024, 1:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3540 "2024-12-18T13:01:40Z")
You’ve no one to call Even James Taylor hates you. Some friend you are, pal! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141.md?page=176) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141.md?page=178)