# Haiku Madness Part Deux **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [October 3, 2020, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141 "2020-10-03T19:26:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 180
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2025, 10:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3581 "2025-01-07T22:11:16Z")
I loves it, I do! But not like Winnie-the-Pooh That silly old bear ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2025, 6:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3582 "2025-01-08T06:05:36Z")
That silly old bear Came down the stairs, bump, bump, bump, Behind Christopher. ---
**Author:** ![Bayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bayaker/32/3454_2.png) [@Bayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bayaker)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2025, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3583 "2025-01-08T15:39:10Z")
Behind Christopher There’s a child on his shoulder. Too bad they ditched him. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2025, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3584 "2025-01-10T18:04:59Z")
“Too bad they ditched him,” said the weary detective, slumping in his chair ---
**Author:** ![thorny\_locust](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thorny_locust/32/431_2.png) [@thorny\_locust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thorny_locust)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2025, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3585 "2025-01-10T20:14:02Z")
> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#): > > slumping in his chair Slumping in his chair He caused an indignant yowl From the cat behind. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2025, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3586 "2025-01-10T20:19:12Z")
From the cat behind came a series of foul toots; better change his food ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2025, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3587 "2025-01-10T20:57:28Z")
“Better change his food” Said my doctor to my wife “'cause he’s a lardass” ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2025, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3588 "2025-01-12T03:34:24Z")
'Cause he’s a lardass I never buy him donuts despite his begging ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2025, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3589 "2025-01-12T14:48:55Z")
despite his begging I won’t give my dog some cheese Sigh, OK I will ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2025, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3590 "2025-01-12T15:39:33Z")
Sigh, OK I will Have another slice of that Homemade apple pie ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2025, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3591 "2025-01-12T23:51:46Z")
Homemade apple pie Isn’t worth a damn without A glob of whipped cream _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2025, 3:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3592 "2025-01-13T03:07:36Z")
A glob of whipped cream is much enjoyed by those damn sparrows in moonlight ---
**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2025, 1:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3593 "2025-01-13T13:21:46Z")
Sparrows in moonlight shit all over my terrace. E\_H! Clean it up! ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2025, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3594 "2025-01-13T20:42:32Z")
E\_H! Clean it up! What a sloppy person, that Ernest Hemingway ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2025, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3595 "2025-01-13T21:56:46Z")
Ernest Hemingway: Now THERE was a real author. And he wrote good too ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2025, 12:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3596 "2025-01-14T12:18:55Z")
And he wrote “good” too Often where he meant “well”, but At least he meant well. ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2025, 1:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3597 "2025-01-14T13:40:22Z")
At least he meant well, unlike the folks who trot out ‘sparrows in moonlight’ ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2025, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3598 "2025-01-14T16:50:12Z")
Sparrows in moonlight? Forever banned, says Haiku Madness inventor ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2025, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3599 "2025-01-14T16:55:25Z")
Madness inventor Wins top prize at annual Mad Scientist Con. ---
**Author:** ![Bayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bayaker/32/3454_2.png) [@Bayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bayaker)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2025, 5:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3600 "2025-01-14T17:32:31Z")
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