# Haiku Madness Part Deux
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141
**Category:** Thread Games
**Created:** [October 3, 2020, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141 "2020-10-03T19:26:56Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 181
### Author:  [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)
#### Post date: [January 14, 2025, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3601 "2025-01-14T18:59:47Z")
To escape prison
I bribed the guard with cheesecake.
Now he follows me.
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### Author:  [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)
#### Post date: [January 14, 2025, 10:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3602 "2025-01-14T22:30:16Z")
Now he follows me,
but no more cheesecake have I;
just leave me alone!
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### Author:  [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)
#### Post date: [January 15, 2025, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3603 "2025-01-15T02:44:10Z")
Just leave me alone!
What I’d say to all my fans
If I had any
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### Author:  [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)
#### Post date: [January 15, 2025, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3604 "2025-01-15T03:20:01Z")
If I had any
million-dollar bills, I would
give each of you one
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### Author:  [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)
#### Post date: [January 17, 2025, 1:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3605 "2025-01-17T01:49:04Z")
Give each of you one
You’ll just ask for another
Sorry, no can do
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### Author:  [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)
#### Post date: [January 17, 2025, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3606 "2025-01-17T02:10:05Z")
Sorry, no can do
I promised the kids we could
Visit old Norton.
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### Author:  [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)
#### Post date: [January 17, 2025, 3:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3607 "2025-01-17T03:07:36Z")
Visit old Norton?
Yeah, I think he’s still living
Above the Kramdens
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### Author:  [@Buck\_Godot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buck_Godot)
#### Post date: [January 17, 2025, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3608 "2025-01-17T19:21:00Z")
Above the Kramdens
A giant moon grimaces
The world’s end is neigh
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### Author:  [@thorny\_locust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thorny_locust)
#### Post date: [January 17, 2025, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3609 "2025-01-17T19:49:58Z")
The world’s end is neigh?
Horses of Apocalypse
Are coming for us.
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### Author:  [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)
#### Post date: [January 18, 2025, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3610 "2025-01-18T21:10:44Z")
Are coming for us
Disease and/or sudden death
Sooner or later
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### Author:  [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)
#### Post date: [January 19, 2025, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3611 "2025-01-19T17:51:06Z")
Sooner or later
You will dance with the reaper
I love show business
[The Reaper](https://youtu.be/N9YpnklYhxY?si=k9rRobRK5BWC1tpG)
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### Author:  [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)
#### Post date: [January 20, 2025, 1:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3612 "2025-01-20T13:16:23Z")
I love show business
Put another dime in the…
Oh, sorry, wrong tune
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### Author:  [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)
#### Post date: [January 21, 2025, 4:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3613 "2025-01-21T04:34:03Z")
Oh, sorry, wrong tune!
I meant to pick another;
maybe ELO?
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### Author:  [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)
#### Post date: [January 22, 2025, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3614 "2025-01-22T15:25:18Z")
Maybe ELO
could come up with a great song
But I surely can’t
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### Author:  [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)
#### Post date: [January 22, 2025, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3615 "2025-01-22T15:47:13Z")
But I surely can’t
believe you’re serious. And
don’t call me Shirley.
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### Author:  [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)
#### Post date: [January 22, 2025, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3616 "2025-01-22T15:57:20Z")
Don’t call me Shirley
Wasn’t that in a movie?
Can’t remember which
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### Author:  [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)
#### Post date: [January 22, 2025, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3617 "2025-01-22T15:59:41Z")
Can’t remember which
Sock goes on which foot. It’s hard
Being a woodlouse.
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### Author:  [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)
#### Post date: [January 22, 2025, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3618 "2025-01-22T17:27:43Z")
Being a woodlouse
Lets me roll up, I’m a wee,
Lovely isopod.
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### Author:  [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)
#### Post date: [January 22, 2025, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3619 "2025-01-22T19:29:47Z")
“Lovely isopod”
isn’t one’s typical phrase,
at least around here
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### Author:  [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)
#### Post date: [January 22, 2025, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3620 "2025-01-22T20:16:33Z")
At least around here
The phrase spoken is "Mom, you’re
An odd little duck.
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