# Haiku Madness Part Deux
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141
**Category:** Thread Games
**Created:** [October 3, 2020, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141 "2020-10-03T19:26:56Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 182
### Author:  [@thorny\_locust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thorny_locust)
#### Post date: [January 22, 2025, 10:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3621 "2025-01-22T22:43:17Z")
An odd little duck
Is not a swan. It’s itself
And proudly says so.
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### Author:  [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)
#### Post date: [January 23, 2025, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3622 "2025-01-23T18:34:14Z")
And proudly says so,
because it’s still not a damn
sparrow in moonlight
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### Author:  [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)
#### Post date: [January 23, 2025, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3623 "2025-01-23T22:15:10Z")
Sparrow in moonlight,
Winging to a shrub to land.
It settles to rest.
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### Author:  [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)
#### Post date: [January 24, 2025, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3624 "2025-01-24T16:16:18Z")
It settles to rest.
Sounds like a real haiku, huh?
Not like our fake ones
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### Author:  [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)
#### Post date: [January 24, 2025, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3625 "2025-01-24T19:36:22Z")
Not like our fake ones,
filled with hoary Dope in-jokes -
and thank God for that!
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### Author:  [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)
#### Post date: [January 29, 2025, 1:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3626 "2025-01-29T13:22:37Z")
And thank God for that
Invitation to join the
Atheism club
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### Author:  [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)
#### Post date: [January 29, 2025, 2:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3627 "2025-01-29T14:06:44Z")
Atheism club
is wielded by some to hit
with logical thought
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### Author:  [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)
#### Post date: [January 29, 2025, 3:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3628 "2025-01-29T15:26:02Z")
With logical thought
Comes logical respons… - wait,
No, that makes no sense.
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### Author:  [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)
#### Post date: [January 29, 2025, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3629 "2025-01-29T19:33:36Z")
No, that makes no sense,
just like many of these damn
haiku - am I right?
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### Author:  [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)
#### Post date: [January 29, 2025, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3630 "2025-01-29T21:25:54Z")
Haiku - am I right
That the plural’s not haikus?
Or maybe Haikae?
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### Author:  [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)
#### Post date: [January 29, 2025, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3631 "2025-01-29T21:41:16Z")
Or maybe Haikae?
What can we do next for laughs?
maybe “beat” Haiku?
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### Author:  [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)
#### Post date: [January 30, 2025, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3632 "2025-01-30T18:37:23Z")
maybe “beat” Haiku?
Cool to experience, man
snap snap snap snap snap
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### Author:  [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)
#### Post date: [January 30, 2025, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3633 "2025-01-30T18:40:25Z")
Snap, snap, snap, snap, snap -
Be sure to remove all strings.
Garden beans for lunch.
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### Author:  [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)
#### Post date: [January 30, 2025, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3634 "2025-01-30T19:58:06Z")
Garden beans for lunch
Zap Pow Kablooey Bang Pop
You dig, Daddio?
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### Author:  [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)
#### Post date: [January 30, 2025, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3635 "2025-01-30T22:24:50Z")
You dig, Dad Dio?
Made the Devil’s Horns 🤘 famous.
Much loved. Died too soon.
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### Author:  [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)
#### Post date: [January 31, 2025, 1:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3636 "2025-01-31T01:23:45Z")
“Much loved.” “Died too soon.”
What do you expect them to
Say in your obit?
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### Author:  [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)
#### Post date: [January 31, 2025, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3637 "2025-01-31T01:37:29Z")
Say in your orbit
Things that will spin around in
Your circle of friends
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### Author:  [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)
#### Post date: [January 31, 2025, 3:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3638 "2025-01-31T03:37:24Z")
Your circle of friends
Is really a _square_ of friends
Like, L-7, man
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### Author:  [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)
#### Post date: [January 31, 2025, 3:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3639 "2025-01-31T03:59:12Z")
“Like, L-7, man“?
I don’t know how to say that.
Syllables unknown.
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### Author:  [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)
#### Post date: [January 31, 2025, 12:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3640 "2025-01-31T12:07:07Z")
Syllables unknown
To human tongue are found in
Alien haiku.
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