# Haiku Madness Part Deux
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141
**Category:** Thread Games
**Created:** [October 3, 2020, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141 "2020-10-03T19:26:56Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 183
### Author:  [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)
#### Post date: [January 31, 2025, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3641 "2025-01-31T14:53:56Z")
Alien haiku
Bweep naut shata flingek Kwaap
What did you expect?
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### Author:  [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)
#### Post date: [January 31, 2025, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3642 "2025-01-31T15:19:38Z")
What did you expect
The Spanish Inquisition?
No one expects that
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### Author:  [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)
#### Post date: [January 31, 2025, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3643 "2025-01-31T17:15:29Z")
No one expects that
The next four years will be great
Except knuckleheads
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### Author:  [@thorny\_locust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thorny_locust)
#### Post date: [January 31, 2025, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3644 "2025-01-31T20:26:45Z")
Except knuckleheads
Everyone here is trying
To help each other.
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### Author:  [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)
#### Post date: [February 1, 2025, 4:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3645 "2025-02-01T04:05:08Z")
To help each other,
we should all write good haiku -
or funny, at least!
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### Author:  [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)
#### Post date: [February 3, 2025, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3646 "2025-02-03T16:14:31Z")
Or funny, at least
Don’t start with a conjunction!
And that is the truth!
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### Author:  [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)
#### Post date: [February 4, 2025, 4:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3647 "2025-02-04T04:21:49Z")
And that is the truth!
For certain values of ‘truth,’
anyway, I’d say
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### Author:  [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)
#### Post date: [February 4, 2025, 12:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3648 "2025-02-04T12:35:13Z")
Anyway, I’d say
Yes to an ice cream cone if
It’s butter pecan
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### Author:  [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)
#### Post date: [February 4, 2025, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3649 "2025-02-04T14:23:32Z")
It’s butter pecan
That is the murder weapon.
He died from DEEZ NUTS.
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### Author:  [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)
#### Post date: [February 4, 2025, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3650 "2025-02-04T14:50:50Z")
“He died from DEEZ NUTS”
was a typo. He really
died because HE’S NUTZ.
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### Author:  [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)
#### Post date: [February 5, 2025, 3:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3651 "2025-02-05T03:58:21Z")
“Died because HE’S NUTZ?”
Not a proper cause of death,
coroners agree
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### Author:  [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)
#### Post date: [February 5, 2025, 10:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3652 "2025-02-05T10:50:55Z")
Coroners agree
With dentists about Trident.
It’s kind of creepy.
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### Author:  [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)
#### Post date: [February 5, 2025, 11:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3653 "2025-02-05T23:01:41Z")
It’s kind of creepy,
the way those birds hang around:
sparrows by moonlight
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### Author:  [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)
#### Post date: [February 6, 2025, 12:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3654 "2025-02-06T00:08:18Z")
Sparrows by moonlight
In silhouette. Shotgun fires
And bye-bye, sparrows!
_ **-“BB”-** _
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### Author:  [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)
#### Post date: [February 6, 2025, 2:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3655 "2025-02-06T02:30:13Z")
And bye-bye, sparrows!
This ain’t no Capistrano.
Bitter? Swallow it.
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### Author:  [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)
#### Post date: [February 9, 2025, 5:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3656 "2025-02-09T05:06:20Z")
Bitter? Swallow it
(the pill, like the doctor said);
you’ll feel better then.
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### Author:  [@thorny\_locust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thorny_locust)
#### Post date: [February 9, 2025, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3657 "2025-02-09T14:58:59Z")
You’ll feel better. Then
we’ll go out, have a good time.
Now you’d best just rest.
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### Author:  [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)
#### Post date: [February 9, 2025, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3658 "2025-02-09T17:23:52Z")
“Now, you’d best just rest.”
Spoken to my spouse after
his lumbar puncture.
He is in bed trying to stop his headache after the procedure Friday, poor baby.
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### Author:  [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)
#### Post date: [February 10, 2025, 3:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3659 "2025-02-10T03:47:08Z")
His lumbar puncture
was no fun at all, I’m sure;
hope he feels better!
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### Author:  [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)
#### Post date: [February 11, 2025, 8:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3660 "2025-02-11T08:53:03Z")
never mind…
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