# Haiku Madness Part Deux
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141
**Category:** Thread Games
**Created:** [October 3, 2020, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141 "2020-10-03T19:26:56Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 185
### Author:  [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)
#### Post date: [February 18, 2025, 11:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3681 "2025-02-18T23:08:11Z")
Littering at sea
Um, ain’t that what dogfish do
When they’re giving birth?
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### Author:  [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)
#### Post date: [February 21, 2025, 4:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3682 "2025-02-21T04:52:16Z")
When they’re giving birth,
dogfish make way for docked ships;
they’re giving berth, too
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### Author:  [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)
#### Post date: [February 23, 2025, 2:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3683 "2025-02-23T02:58:37Z")
They’re giving berth to
Hydrocephaly victims.
Sympathetic woo.
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### Author:  [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)
#### Post date: [February 24, 2025, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3684 "2025-02-24T15:25:16Z")
Sympathetic woo
We can see it’s up to you
Shooby dooby doo
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### Author:  [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)
#### Post date: [February 24, 2025, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3685 "2025-02-24T20:11:46Z")
Shooby Dooby Doo:
second-best dog ghost-finder?
That’s what Velma said.
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### Author:  [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)
#### Post date: [March 19, 2025, 1:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3686 "2025-03-19T13:41:14Z")
“That’s what Velma said”
Was eventually changed
To “that’s what she said”
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### Author:  [@thorny\_locust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thorny_locust)
#### Post date: [March 19, 2025, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3687 "2025-03-19T20:02:07Z")
To “that’s what she said”
Too many people replied
With their own old jokes.
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### Author:  [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)
#### Post date: [March 19, 2025, 9:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3688 "2025-03-19T21:51:10Z")
With their own old jokes
Dads annoy offspring, causing
Stomach-clutching groans.
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### Author:  [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)
#### Post date: [March 19, 2025, 11:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3689 "2025-03-19T23:49:59Z")
Stomach-clutching groans
When will I learn to not have
Taco Bell for lunch
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### Author:  [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)
#### Post date: [March 20, 2025, 12:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3690 "2025-03-20T12:24:58Z")
Taco Bell for lunch?
Why? When Jack’s tacos are two
for a buck and change.
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### Author:  [@Bayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bayaker)
#### Post date: [March 20, 2025, 12:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3691 "2025-03-20T12:44:50Z")
For a buck and change?
Brother, you got all that cash?
You can spare a dime.
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### Author:  [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)
#### Post date: [March 20, 2025, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3692 "2025-03-20T15:33:57Z")
You can spare a dime
Or a moment or a tire
But can you spare ribs?
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### Author:  [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)
#### Post date: [March 20, 2025, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3693 "2025-03-20T18:30:10Z")
But can you spare ribs?
Real ribs, not those belly things.
I’m getting peckish.
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### Author:  [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)
#### Post date: [March 21, 2025, 10:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3694 "2025-03-21T10:45:14Z")
“I’m getting peckish.
Can I get a Big Mac?” “Sir,
This is a Wendy’s.”
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### Author:  [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)
#### Post date: [March 21, 2025, 12:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3695 "2025-03-21T12:04:53Z")
This is a Wendy’s
Not fine dining restaurant
Don’t order lobster
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### Author:  [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)
#### Post date: [March 21, 2025, 12:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3696 "2025-03-21T12:28:48Z")
Don’t order lobster
Unless you enjoy eating
Grotesque bug creatures
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### Author:  [@Bayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bayaker)
#### Post date: [March 21, 2025, 1:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3697 "2025-03-21T13:13:08Z")
Grotesque bug creatures?
Go ahead and think that way.
More crawfish for me!
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### Author:  [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)
#### Post date: [March 21, 2025, 4:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3698 "2025-03-21T16:01:42Z")
More crawfish for me!
And I learned how to eat them
In Limnology.
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### Author:  [@thorny\_locust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thorny_locust)
#### Post date: [March 21, 2025, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3699 "2025-03-21T17:01:52Z")
In Limnology
We study inland waters.
I’d thought 'twas drawing.
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### Author:  [@Lucas\_Jackson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lucas_Jackson)
#### Post date: [March 21, 2025, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3700 "2025-03-21T17:11:35Z")
I’d thought 'twas drawing
Sketches of naked women
Would make me famous
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