# Haiku Madness Part Deux
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141
**Category:** Thread Games
**Created:** [October 3, 2020, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141 "2020-10-03T19:26:56Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 186
### Author:  [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)
#### Post date: [March 21, 2025, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3701 "2025-03-21T17:53:53Z")
Would make me famous,
Or perhaps a great failure –
Could go either way
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### Author:  [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)
#### Post date: [March 23, 2025, 10:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3702 "2025-03-23T10:43:55Z")
Could go either way
My lunch choices: a salad
Or seven donuts
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### Author:  [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)
#### Post date: [March 23, 2025, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3703 "2025-03-23T18:13:54Z")
Or seven donuts,
or eight or even fourteen?
Bad for my diet!
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### Author:  [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)
#### Post date: [March 24, 2025, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3704 "2025-03-24T16:03:32Z")
“Bad for my diet!”
Is all I ever hear, but
I need a milkshake!
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### Author:  [@thorny\_locust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thorny_locust)
#### Post date: [March 24, 2025, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3705 "2025-03-24T16:09:05Z")
I need a milkshake!
But I want one that has milk
Like they used to be.
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### Author:  [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)
#### Post date: [March 25, 2025, 4:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3706 "2025-03-25T04:09:26Z")
Like they used to be,
before they were pooped in by
sparrows in moonlight
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### Author:  [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)
#### Post date: [March 25, 2025, 4:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3707 "2025-03-25T04:31:55Z")
Sparrows in moonlight
Their murmurations echo
Unlike a duck’s quack
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### Author:  [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)
#### Post date: [March 25, 2025, 12:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3708 "2025-03-25T12:07:00Z")
Unlike a duck’s quack,
Sparrows in moonlight echo
Ducks, well, they just quack
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### Author:  [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)
#### Post date: [March 26, 2025, 3:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3709 "2025-03-26T03:27:43Z")
Ducks, well, they just quack,
which is hardly surprising,
as they lack trombones.
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### Author:  [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)
#### Post date: [March 26, 2025, 11:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3710 "2025-03-26T11:45:51Z")
As they lack trombones,
76 musicians
Won’t lead the parade.
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### Author:  [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)
#### Post date: [March 26, 2025, 11:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3711 "2025-03-26T11:49:04Z")
Won’t lead the parade
Does that make me a loser?
There’s no shame in that
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### Author:  [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)
#### Post date: [March 27, 2025, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3712 "2025-03-27T00:15:39Z")
There’s no shame in that,
just like a war-plans group chat;
did they include you?
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### Author:  [@thorny\_locust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thorny_locust)
#### Post date: [March 27, 2025, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3713 "2025-03-27T00:57:19Z")
Did they include you?
They left me out so often
I stopped wanting in.
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### Author:  [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)
#### Post date: [March 27, 2025, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3714 "2025-03-27T01:55:03Z")
I stopped wanting in,
until I found the back door;
now, I’ll never leave
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### Author:  [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)
#### Post date: [March 27, 2025, 11:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3715 "2025-03-27T11:03:41Z")
Now I’ll never leave
You, since you’ve learned how to make
Southern fried chicken
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### Author:  [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)
#### Post date: [March 27, 2025, 2:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3716 "2025-03-27T14:12:23Z")
Southern Fried chicken
is yummy yummy yummy
What a lame haiku
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### Author:  [@Bayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bayaker)
#### Post date: [March 27, 2025, 2:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3717 "2025-03-27T14:20:45Z")
What a lame haiku!
Worse than having a lame horse.
You can shoot the horse.
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### Author:  [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)
#### Post date: [March 27, 2025, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3718 "2025-03-27T14:40:01Z")
You can shoot the horse
Or can shoot the messenger
Don’t you dare shoot me!
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### Author:  [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)
#### Post date: [March 27, 2025, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3719 "2025-03-27T16:42:26Z")
Don’t you dare shoot me!
I’m only the piano
player! Remember?
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### Author:  [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)
#### Post date: [March 27, 2025, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3720 "2025-03-27T18:54:14Z")
Player! Remember?
You’re not the piano, dude.
You tinkle the keys.
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