# Haiku Madness Part Deux
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141
**Category:** Thread Games
**Created:** [October 3, 2020, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141 "2020-10-03T19:26:56Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 189
### Author:  [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)
#### Post date: [April 7, 2025, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3761 "2025-04-07T03:03:14Z")
About Nutella,
friends, I will only say this:
haikus are too short.
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### Author:  [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)
#### Post date: [April 7, 2025, 10:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3762 "2025-04-07T10:34:50Z")
Haikus are too short?
Then ask Vanna if you can
Buy a syllable
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### Author:  [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)
#### Post date: [April 7, 2025, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3763 "2025-04-07T20:25:35Z")
Buy a syllable.
Auction off seven phonemes.
Accept your sentence.
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### Author:  [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)
#### Post date: [April 7, 2025, 10:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3764 "2025-04-07T22:43:36Z")
Accept your sentence
Have pep in your step as you
March to the gallows
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### Author:  [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)
#### Post date: [April 8, 2025, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3765 "2025-04-08T00:06:02Z")
March to the gallows
There is no fate that can’t be
Surmounted by scorn
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### Author:  [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)
#### Post date: [April 8, 2025, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3766 "2025-04-08T02:35:43Z")
Surmounted by scorn
Reminds me of an old man
I won’t speak his name
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### Author:  [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)
#### Post date: [April 8, 2025, 11:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3767 "2025-04-08T11:35:27Z")
I won’t speak his name
But it rhymes with grump and rump
And most of all dump
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### Author:  [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)
#### Post date: [April 8, 2025, 11:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3768 "2025-04-08T11:42:54Z")
And most of all dump
is where he should be, along
with his sidekick Musk
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### Author:  [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)
#### Post date: [April 8, 2025, 12:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3769 "2025-04-08T12:12:34Z")
with his sidekick Musk,
the Orange Peril ruins.
Many lives destroyed
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### Author:  [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)
#### Post date: [April 8, 2025, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3770 "2025-04-08T15:15:19Z")
Many lives destroyed
I can no longer afford
My Kung Pao chicken
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### Author:  [@Bayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bayaker)
#### Post date: [April 8, 2025, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3771 "2025-04-08T15:23:10Z")
My Kung Pao chicken
was no good. Prob’ly made by
a spice-phobic cook.
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### Author:  [@thorny\_locust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thorny_locust)
#### Post date: [April 8, 2025, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3772 "2025-04-08T15:41:57Z")
A spice-phobic cook
Would please mother and sister.
I’d like a bit, though.
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### Author:  [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)
#### Post date: [April 8, 2025, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3773 "2025-04-08T16:51:10Z")
I’d like a bit though
I don’t like to be rode hard
Or put away wet
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### Author:  [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)
#### Post date: [April 8, 2025, 11:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3774 "2025-04-08T23:55:47Z")
Or put away wet
Is what makes your clean laundry
smell kinda musty.
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### Author:  [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)
#### Post date: [April 9, 2025, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3775 "2025-04-09T01:31:37Z")
Smell kinda musty
With a hint of vanilla?
I think it will sell.
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### Author:  [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)
#### Post date: [April 9, 2025, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3776 "2025-04-09T16:52:16Z")
“I think it will sell”
Said Henry, with confidence
To his son, Edsel
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### Author:  [@pjd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pjd)
#### Post date: [April 9, 2025, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3777 "2025-04-09T17:23:54Z")
To his son, Edsel
he left his blue monkey wrench
and a screwdriver.
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### Author:  [@thorny\_locust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thorny_locust)
#### Post date: [April 9, 2025, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3778 "2025-04-09T18:16:19Z")
And a screwdriver
After all that tequila –
I forget the rest.
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### Author:  [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)
#### Post date: [April 10, 2025, 12:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3779 "2025-04-10T00:50:54Z")
I forget the rest
Is how I finish most songs
I attempt to sing
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### Author:  [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)
#### Post date: [April 10, 2025, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3780 "2025-04-10T01:22:57Z")
I attempt to sing
The ditty “Your State’s Name Here.”
Once again, I fail.
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