# Haiku Madness Part Deux **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [October 3, 2020, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141 "2020-10-03T19:26:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 19
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2021, 8:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/361 "2021-03-31T08:35:00Z")
As toys broke, kids cried - I guess Legos can’t be made Out of graham crackers ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2021, 12:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/362 "2021-03-31T12:56:40Z")
Out of graham crackers Prepare a nice pie shell, fill, Bake for seven hours. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2021, 1:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/363 "2021-03-31T13:19:53Z")
Bake for seven hours. My college roommate did this I just drank too much ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2021, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/364 "2021-03-31T15:23:53Z")
I just drank too much Soda pop. I’ll be up at Least three times tonight. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_stainless_steel_rat/32/5727_2.png) [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stainless_Steel_Rat)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2021, 12:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/365 "2021-04-01T00:41:48Z")
Least three times tonight I will be doing something decision is yours. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2021, 12:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/366 "2021-04-01T00:49:21Z")
Decision is yours: Tie the kangaroo down, mate, Or face the turtle. ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2021, 1:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/367 "2021-04-01T01:04:10Z")
“…or face the turtle,” said the turtle. The turtle is Mitch McConnell. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2021, 1:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/368 "2021-04-01T13:00:41Z")
Is Mitch McConnell Ever going to let pass Democratic laws? ---
**Author:** ![thorny\_locust](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thorny_locust/32/431_2.png) [@thorny\_locust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thorny_locust)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2021, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/369 "2021-04-01T16:36:53Z")
Democratic laws with small d democracy need voting for all. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_stainless_steel_rat/32/5727_2.png) [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stainless_Steel_Rat)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2021, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/370 "2021-04-02T01:41:26Z")
Need voting for all Register to vote in State Water Included ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2021, 12:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/371 "2021-04-02T12:15:21Z")
Water included In dehydrated water Kit. Just add water. ---
**Author:** ![thorny\_locust](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thorny_locust/32/431_2.png) [@thorny\_locust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thorny_locust)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2021, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/372 "2021-04-02T14:52:54Z")
Kit. Just add water. Seriously. You don’t need that whole caboodle. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2021, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/373 "2021-04-02T18:45:39Z")
The whole caboodle Gathers every year for Big Easter dinner. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_stainless_steel_rat/32/5727_2.png) [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stainless_Steel_Rat)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2021, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/374 "2021-04-02T20:54:33Z")
Big Easter Dinner Table groans under massive Loads of Edibles ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2021, 12:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/375 "2021-04-03T00:29:18Z")
Loads of edibles In my Munsters lunch-box back In the second grade. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2021, 11:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/376 "2021-04-03T11:10:08Z")
In the second grade You’re blissfully unaware Of what life will bring ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2021, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/377 "2021-04-03T17:59:05Z")
Of _What Life Will Bring_ – Hope for the best, but always, Sigh, expect the worst. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_stainless_steel_rat/32/5727_2.png) [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stainless_Steel_Rat)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2021, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/378 "2021-04-03T18:53:32Z")
Sigh, expect the worst For if things do go quite well Happiness Doubled ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2021, 10:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/379 "2021-04-04T10:59:19Z")
Happiness doubled Found an onion ring inside My order of fries ---
**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2021, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/380 "2021-04-04T15:15:21Z")
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