# Haiku Madness Part Deux
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141
**Category:** Thread Games
**Created:** [October 3, 2020, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141 "2020-10-03T19:26:56Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 191
### Author:  [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)
#### Post date: [April 14, 2025, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3801 "2025-04-14T18:09:30Z")
Which made him quite sad
We need less sadness today
What a worthy goal
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### Author:  [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)
#### Post date: [April 14, 2025, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3802 "2025-04-14T18:37:02Z")
What a worthy goal -
To arc it in from half-court
With nothing but net.
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### Author:  [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)
#### Post date: [April 14, 2025, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3803 "2025-04-14T20:01:43Z")
With nothing but net
I scooped up a goldfish from
My aquarium
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### Author:  [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)
#### Post date: [April 14, 2025, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3804 "2025-04-14T20:24:50Z")
My aquarium
hasn’t ever been home to
sparrows in moonlight
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### Author:  [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)
#### Post date: [April 16, 2025, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3805 "2025-04-16T16:13:33Z")
Sparrows in moonlight.
So repetitive. No more
sparrows in moonlight!
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### Author:  [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)
#### Post date: [April 16, 2025, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3806 "2025-04-16T20:11:21Z")
sparrows in moonlight
Bald eagles in the wind and
Plovers on the beach
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### Author:  [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)
#### Post date: [April 16, 2025, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3807 "2025-04-16T20:58:59Z")
Plovers on the beach
Didn’t see that one coming
A lot gets by me
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### Author:  [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)
#### Post date: [April 17, 2025, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3808 "2025-04-17T00:44:10Z")
A lot gets by me
I’m kind of oblivious
Did you say something?
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### Author:  [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)
#### Post date: [April 17, 2025, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3809 "2025-04-17T02:57:30Z")
Did you say something?
Sorry, I must have missed it;
haiku distracts me.
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### Author:  [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)
#### Post date: [April 17, 2025, 10:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3810 "2025-04-17T10:24:18Z")
Haiku distracts me
From my tanking investments
But not quite enough
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### Author:  [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)
#### Post date: [April 18, 2025, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3811 "2025-04-18T16:37:43Z")
But not quite enough
Notice 'bout Nat. Haiku Day
It was yesterday!
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### Author:  [@thorny\_locust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thorny_locust)
#### Post date: [April 18, 2025, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3812 "2025-04-18T17:11:14Z")
It was yesterday!
And I forgot to call you.
Happy Birthday – late.
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### Author:  [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)
#### Post date: [April 18, 2025, 11:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3813 "2025-04-18T23:57:36Z")
Happy Birthday – late
I forgot to check Facebook
My memory sucks
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### Author:  [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)
#### Post date: [April 19, 2025, 1:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3814 "2025-04-19T01:28:04Z")
My memory sucks
Eggs!! “Happy Easter weekend!”
The bunny elates.
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### Author:  [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)
#### Post date: [April 19, 2025, 3:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3815 "2025-04-19T03:23:24Z")
The bunny elates
but does not deflate, unlike
_Die Fledermaus_, see?
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### Author:  [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)
#### Post date: [April 21, 2025, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3816 "2025-04-21T17:40:41Z")
_Die Fledermaus_ , see
that’s German opera and
A _Tick_ character
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### Author:  [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)
#### Post date: [April 21, 2025, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3817 "2025-04-21T17:48:36Z")
A _Tick_ character
like Batmanuel or Arthur
is just played for laughs
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### Author:  [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)
#### Post date: [April 21, 2025, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3818 "2025-04-21T18:23:34Z")
Is “just played for laughs”
Enough? It lifts my heart to
Hear: “It’s a Yule Tide!”
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### Author:  [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)
#### Post date: [April 21, 2025, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3819 "2025-04-21T20:35:45Z")
Hear “It’s a Yule Tide!”
When they’re all saying “Roll Tide!”
It’s embarrassing
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### Author:  [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)
#### Post date: [April 21, 2025, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3820 "2025-04-21T20:40:33Z")
It’s embarrassing
to show up for Christmas with
eighteen yarmulkes
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