# Haiku Madness Part Deux
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141
**Category:** Thread Games
**Created:** [October 3, 2020, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141 "2020-10-03T19:26:56Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 192
### Author:  [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)
#### Post date: [April 22, 2025, 12:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3821 "2025-04-22T00:56:17Z")
Eighteen yarmulkes
That is a lot of kippot
For one man to own
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### Author:  [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)
#### Post date: [April 22, 2025, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3822 "2025-04-22T16:54:45Z")
For one man to own
even _nineteen_ yarmulkes
would just be too much!
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### Author:  [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)
#### Post date: [April 23, 2025, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3823 "2025-04-23T02:41:55Z")
Would just be too much
Is what I told my husband
Ten pounds spaghetti!
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### Author:  [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)
#### Post date: [April 23, 2025, 11:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3824 "2025-04-23T11:22:56Z")
£10 spaghetti
That’s a proper amount of
Pasta, [innit mate](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-knackered/1017313)
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### Author:  [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)
#### Post date: [April 23, 2025, 1:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3825 "2025-04-23T13:44:06Z")
Pasta, innit, mate?
Why did you think it was a
Big pile of pale worms?
(Going off track for a moment, I found this haiku on the internet and wanted to share its brilliance:
_The first time you read_
_This, it’s present tense. Now it’s_
_Past. Did you notice?_
😵💫 )
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### Author:  [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)
#### Post date: [April 23, 2025, 1:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3826 "2025-04-23T13:47:51Z")
Big pile of pale worms
Yummy yummy yummy, dude!
Damn, this haiku sucks
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### Author:  [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)
#### Post date: [April 23, 2025, 1:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3827 "2025-04-23T13:52:37Z")
Damn, this haiku sucks
And the word “sucks” reminds me
I need to hoover
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### Author:  [@Bayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bayaker)
#### Post date: [April 23, 2025, 2:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3828 "2025-04-23T14:09:54Z")
I need to, Hoover!
Exclaimed Clyde Tolson, as he
Ripped off Edgar’s dress.
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### Author:  [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)
#### Post date: [April 23, 2025, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3829 "2025-04-23T17:34:22Z")
> [@Gyrate](#):
>
> (Going off track for a moment, I found this haiku on the internet and wanted to share its brilliance:
>
> _The first time you read_
> _This, it’s present tense. Now it’s_
> _Past. Did you notice?_
>
> 😵💫 )
Dang, that’s clever.
And I’m not touching Edgar’s dress.
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### Author:  [@thorny\_locust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thorny_locust)
#### Post date: [April 23, 2025, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3830 "2025-04-23T18:22:35Z")
I will.
Ripped off Edgar’s dress
Stole Melinda’s undershirt
From the laundry line.
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### Author:  [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)
#### Post date: [April 23, 2025, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3831 "2025-04-23T18:22:49Z")
Ripped off Edgar’s dress
Left him in his lingerie
F B ay yi yi
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### Author:  [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)
#### Post date: [April 23, 2025, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3832 "2025-04-23T18:25:12Z")
_(dang, Edgar’s dress has already been ripped)_
From the laundry line
I took down undies under
Neighbor’s prying eyes
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### Author:  [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)
#### Post date: [April 23, 2025, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3833 "2025-04-23T20:09:10Z")
Neighbor’s prying eyes
resented by my family;
must keep curtains shut
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### Author:  [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)
#### Post date: [April 23, 2025, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3834 "2025-04-23T22:17:23Z")
must keep curtains shut
They don’t want to see pressed ham
In my neighbor’s yard
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### Author:  [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)
#### Post date: [April 23, 2025, 11:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3835 "2025-04-23T23:14:31Z")
In my neighbor’s yard
My doggy made a doo-doo
Shit, Ubu. Good dog.
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### Author:  [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)
#### Post date: [April 24, 2025, 1:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3836 "2025-04-24T01:02:12Z")
Shit, Ubu. Good dog.
Then I pick it up. Now who
Is the master here?
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### Author:  [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)
#### Post date: [April 24, 2025, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3837 "2025-04-24T01:52:27Z")
Is the master here?
If not, may I leave a note
With lisping Igor?
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### Author:  [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)
#### Post date: [April 24, 2025, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3838 "2025-04-24T15:40:27Z")
With lisping, Igor
said, “Hith hump ith on the wrong
thide!” Eyegore rolled his eyes.
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### Author:  [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)
#### Post date: [April 24, 2025, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3839 "2025-04-24T16:44:32Z")
Eyegore rolled his eyes.
“Too many syllables? I
Counted them on one hand!”
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### Author:  [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)
#### Post date: [April 24, 2025, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3840 "2025-04-24T17:24:20Z")
Counted them on one hand!
“This Song is Just Six Words Long.”
If you can’t trust Al . . .
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