# Haiku Madness Part Deux
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141
**Category:** Thread Games
**Created:** [October 3, 2020, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141 "2020-10-03T19:26:56Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 193
### Author:  [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)
#### Post date: [April 24, 2025, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3841 "2025-04-24T17:57:20Z")
If you can’t trust Al . . .
But you absolutely can!
Counting is for schmucks.
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### Author:  [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)
#### Post date: [April 24, 2025, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3842 "2025-04-24T18:27:15Z")
Counting is for schmucks
Unless you’re haikuing, and
AI looks like Al
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### Author:  [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)
#### Post date: [April 24, 2025, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3843 "2025-04-24T19:11:05Z")
Not only was it dumb, I messed up counting, too!
Oh, well.
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### Author:  [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)
#### Post date: [April 24, 2025, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3844 "2025-04-24T20:00:16Z")
Al looks like AI
(Gore, that is, and computers;
but then, you knew that).
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### Author:  [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)
#### Post date: [April 25, 2025, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3845 "2025-04-25T16:21:48Z")
But then, you knew that
I was going to visit.
So why are you nude?
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### Author:  [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)
#### Post date: [April 25, 2025, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3846 "2025-04-25T16:35:17Z")
So why are you nude?
I said Netflix and chili.
Put your clothes back on.
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### Author:  [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)
#### Post date: [April 25, 2025, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3847 "2025-04-25T17:26:06Z")
Put your clothes back on
It’s not that kind of exam
Said my physics prof
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### Author:  [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)
#### Post date: [April 26, 2025, 3:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3848 "2025-04-26T03:02:09Z")
Said my physics prof:
“Carl Sagan was not perfect,
but he was awesome.”
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### Author:  [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)
#### Post date: [April 26, 2025, 4:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3849 "2025-04-26T04:33:46Z")
“But he was awesome!”
Is what I’ve been told about
Super Dave Osborne.
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### Author:  [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)
#### Post date: [April 26, 2025, 11:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3850 "2025-04-26T11:01:17Z")
Super Dave Osborne
Seen on Letterman’s show, but
Not in Black Sabbath
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### Author:  [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)
#### Post date: [April 27, 2025, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3851 "2025-04-27T02:44:40Z")
Not in Black Sabbath,
and not in ABBA either:
human sacrifice.
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### Author:  [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)
#### Post date: [April 27, 2025, 11:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3852 "2025-04-27T23:49:22Z")
Human sacrifice:
It is a messy affair.
Heads will roll for this.
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### Author:  [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)
#### Post date: [April 28, 2025, 12:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3853 "2025-04-28T00:16:30Z")
Heads will roll for this.
Toes will curl. Shoulders shudder.
Wee wees shrivel up.
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### Author:  [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)
#### Post date: [April 28, 2025, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3854 "2025-04-28T03:08:00Z")
Wee wees shrivel up
when immersed in cold water;
hence, [“There was shrinkage!”](https://www.google.com/search?q=youtube+seinfeld+shrinkage&oq=youtube+seinfeld+shrinkage&gs_lcrp=EgZjaHJvbWUyCQgAEEUYORiABDIHCAEQABjvBTIKCAIQABiABBiiBDIHCAMQABjvBdIBCDQ4MDhqMGo5qAIAsAIB&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8#fpstate=ive&vld=cid:7fc6baf6,vid:7pP3ptnFQ-g,st:0)
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### Author:  [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)
#### Post date: [April 29, 2025, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3855 "2025-04-29T18:04:28Z")
Hence! “There was shrinkage!”
The duchess bellowed to her
Laundress, Abigail.
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### Author:  [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)
#### Post date: [April 29, 2025, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3856 "2025-04-29T18:24:23Z")
Laundress Abigail
Van Buren - Is it cool to
Mix colors and whites?
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### Author:  [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)
#### Post date: [April 30, 2025, 1:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3857 "2025-04-30T01:47:58Z")
Mix colors and whites
if you want to dye clothes cheap.
Make white undies pink.
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### Author:  [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)
#### Post date: [April 30, 2025, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3858 "2025-04-30T04:03:33Z")
“Make white undies, P!nk?”
I once asked the rock diva;
she had other plans.
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### Author:  [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)
#### Post date: [April 30, 2025, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3859 "2025-04-30T18:01:20Z")
She had other plans
And, even worse, she had them
With other people
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### Author:  [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)
#### Post date: [April 30, 2025, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3860 "2025-04-30T19:05:07Z")
With other people
I hardly ever haiku;
this is just the place!
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