# Haiku Madness Part Deux
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141
**Category:** Thread Games
**Created:** [October 3, 2020, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141 "2020-10-03T19:26:56Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 194
### Author:  [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)
#### Post date: [April 30, 2025, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3861 "2025-04-30T20:06:42Z")
this is just the place
To put cheese in your helmet
For this is the whey
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### Author:  [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)
#### Post date: [April 30, 2025, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3862 "2025-04-30T20:22:57Z")
“For this is the whey,”
said the Mandalorian
when he ate some cheese.
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### Author:  [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)
#### Post date: [April 30, 2025, 11:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3863 "2025-04-30T23:35:43Z")
When he ate some cheese
On a juicy hamburger,
he also had fries.
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### Author:  [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)
#### Post date: [May 1, 2025, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3864 "2025-05-01T02:18:54Z")
He also had fries
at that posh new Scottish place
they call McDonald’s
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### Author:  [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)
#### Post date: [May 1, 2025, 9:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3865 "2025-05-01T09:54:21Z")
They call McDonald’s
Whenever Trump throws a fit.
He loves Happy Meals.
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### Author:  [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)
#### Post date: [May 1, 2025, 1:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3866 "2025-05-01T13:02:00Z")
He loves Happy Meals
But by this point I believe
Trump has all the toys
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### Author:  [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)
#### Post date: [May 1, 2025, 11:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3867 "2025-05-01T23:57:03Z")
Trump has all the toys
But your children get two dolls
Instead of thirty
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### Author:  [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)
#### Post date: [May 2, 2025, 4:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3868 "2025-05-02T04:14:42Z")
Instead of thirty,
I would rather be twenty,
if the Genie asks
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### Author:  [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)
#### Post date: [May 2, 2025, 10:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3869 "2025-05-02T10:13:15Z")
If the genie asks
Request millions more wishes
Well-known genie hack
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### Author:  [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)
#### Post date: [May 2, 2025, 1:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3870 "2025-05-02T13:51:26Z")
Well-known genie hack –
Ask to always have enough
To buy anything.
_ **-“BB”-** _
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### Author:  [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)
#### Post date: [May 2, 2025, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3871 "2025-05-02T19:32:32Z")
To buy anything
You will need money, 'cuz that’s
Capitalism
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### Author:  [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)
#### Post date: [May 2, 2025, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3872 "2025-05-02T20:12:12Z")
Capitalism
Is a ghost story with an
Invisible hand.
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### Author:  [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)
#### Post date: [May 3, 2025, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3873 "2025-05-03T00:45:14Z")
Invisible hand
Or a goose walks on my grave?
Shivers down my spine.
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### Author:  [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)
#### Post date: [May 3, 2025, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3874 "2025-05-03T02:41:44Z")
Shivers down my spine
tell me the ghosts have arrived,
so I’m out of here!
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### Author:  [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)
#### Post date: [May 3, 2025, 11:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3875 "2025-05-03T11:07:36Z")
So, I’m out of here
But I have plenty of there
And, yes, everywhere
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### Author:  [@thorny\_locust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thorny_locust)
#### Post date: [May 3, 2025, 12:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3876 "2025-05-03T12:31:31Z")
And, yes, everywhere
You look there’s a cat.
It’s raining outside.
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### Author:  [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)
#### Post date: [May 3, 2025, 11:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3877 "2025-05-03T23:37:56Z")
It’s raining outside
But it’s not raining inside
What did you expect?
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### Author:  [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)
#### Post date: [May 4, 2025, 4:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3878 "2025-05-04T04:09:27Z")
What did you expect?
Just a typical haiku?
Not a fucking chance!
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### Author:  [@thorny\_locust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thorny_locust)
#### Post date: [May 4, 2025, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3879 "2025-05-04T14:35:18Z")
> [@thorny\_locust](#):
>
> And, yes, everywhere
> You look there’s a cat.
> It’s raining outside.
Whoops, I can’t count.
Please adjust second line to:
You look inside, there’s a cat.
Not a fucking chance
Here at the primary school;
Try the singles bar.
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### Author:  [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)
#### Post date: [May 4, 2025, 11:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3880 "2025-05-04T23:57:53Z")
Try the singles bar
Because the classifieds are
Rather obsolete
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