# Haiku Madness Part Deux
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141
**Category:** Thread Games
**Created:** [October 3, 2020, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141 "2020-10-03T19:26:56Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 196
### Author:  [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)
#### Post date: [May 6, 2025, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3901 "2025-05-06T16:16:29Z")
Hides short contestants
Yield go to the winning team.
This game show is **sick**.
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### Author:  [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)
#### Post date: [May 6, 2025, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3902 "2025-05-06T19:54:50Z")
This game show is _Sick_;
doctors and nurses compete
as they heal patients
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### Author:  [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)
#### Post date: [May 7, 2025, 12:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3903 "2025-05-07T00:29:15Z")
As they heal patients
Faith healers are the ones who
End up more well heeled
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### Author:  [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)
#### Post date: [May 7, 2025, 1:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3904 "2025-05-07T01:09:40Z")
End up more well heeled
is the goal of billionaires
Never enough wealth
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### Author:  [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)
#### Post date: [May 7, 2025, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3905 "2025-05-07T03:17:31Z")
“Never enough wealth,”
or so that Elon dude said;
now he’s poorer still!
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### Author:  [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)
#### Post date: [May 7, 2025, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3906 "2025-05-07T18:47:39Z")
Now he’s poorer. Still
has a shit-ton of money
and won’t share any.
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### Author:  [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)
#### Post date: [May 8, 2025, 12:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3907 "2025-05-08T00:17:14Z")
“…and won’t share any!”
Sharing is caring unless
you’re a kid with treats.
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### Author:  [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)
#### Post date: [May 8, 2025, 1:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3908 "2025-05-08T01:07:52Z")
You’re a kid with treats?
I’d sure like some Skittles, please;
so sweet and crunchy!
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### Author:  [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)
#### Post date: [May 14, 2025, 11:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3909 "2025-05-14T23:47:44Z")
So sweet and crunchy,
I love chomping hard candy
'til I break my teeth
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### Author:  [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)
#### Post date: [May 15, 2025, 12:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3910 "2025-05-15T00:43:12Z")
‘til I break my teeth
I will keep crunching corn nuts
Breakfast, lunch, dinner
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### Author:  [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)
#### Post date: [May 15, 2025, 12:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3911 "2025-05-15T00:49:07Z")
Breakfast, Lunch, Dinner,
Elevenses and Supper –
Hobbits eats them all.
_ **-“BB”-** _
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### Author:  [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)
#### Post date: [May 15, 2025, 4:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3912 "2025-05-15T04:36:50Z")
Hobbits eats them all;
quite the voracious wee folk.
Just watch your fingers!
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### Author:  [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)
#### Post date: [May 15, 2025, 4:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3913 "2025-05-15T04:55:29Z")
Just watch your fingers
when closing the trunk if you
own a cybertruck.
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### Author:  [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)
#### Post date: [May 15, 2025, 11:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3914 "2025-05-15T11:31:30Z")
Own a cybertruck?
I’ll give you ten bucks for it
(phoning the scrap yard)
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### Author:  [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)
#### Post date: [May 15, 2025, 12:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3915 "2025-05-15T12:01:30Z")
Phoning the scrap yard…
Say, you got an old Chrysler?
No? well that’s too bad
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### Author:  [@thorny\_locust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thorny_locust)
#### Post date: [May 15, 2025, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3916 "2025-05-15T15:41:03Z")
No? well that’s too bad.
Want to go see the movie
anyway, as friends?
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### Author:  [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)
#### Post date: [May 15, 2025, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3917 "2025-05-15T15:59:00Z")
Anyway, as friends,
I’m sure you’ll keep this secret
to yourself. Right? Please?
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### Author:  [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)
#### Post date: [May 15, 2025, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3918 "2025-05-15T16:18:33Z")
To yourself, right? Please?
You won’t send it to me, right?
No china hutch, please.
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### Author:  [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)
#### Post date: [May 15, 2025, 6:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3919 "2025-05-15T18:02:07Z")
No China hutch, please.
I’m an American so
Call it Freedom hutch
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### Author:  [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)
#### Post date: [May 15, 2025, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3920 "2025-05-15T20:18:58Z")
“Call it freedom, Hutch”
Said Starsky to his partner
Going commando
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