# Haiku Madness Part Deux
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141
**Category:** Thread Games
**Created:** [October 3, 2020, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141 "2020-10-03T19:26:56Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 197
### Author:  [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)
#### Post date: [May 15, 2025, 11:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3921 "2025-05-15T23:52:28Z")
Going commando
Can be so unfortunate
With the wrong zipper.
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### Author:  [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)
#### Post date: [May 16, 2025, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3922 "2025-05-16T01:55:28Z")
With the wrong zipper
Getting your child’s coat unzipped
Can be a nightmare.
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### Author:  [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)
#### Post date: [May 16, 2025, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3923 "2025-05-16T02:47:47Z")
Can: be a nightmare
Ziploc bag: a nightmare, too;
where should I store food?
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### Author:  [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)
#### Post date: [May 16, 2025, 12:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3924 "2025-05-16T12:56:50Z")
where should I store food?
There’s one place I can think of
That’s in my belly
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### Author:  [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)
#### Post date: [May 16, 2025, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3925 "2025-05-16T20:33:06Z")
“That’s in my belly”
I said to the gang searching
For the Hershey Kiss
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### Author:  [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)
#### Post date: [May 17, 2025, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3926 "2025-05-17T02:01:13Z")
For the Hershey kiss,
you must very politely
ask young Miss Hershey.
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### Author:  [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)
#### Post date: [May 17, 2025, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3927 "2025-05-17T02:10:03Z")
Ask young Miss Hershey
What she thought of _Last Summer_
And the seagull scene.
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### Author:  [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)
#### Post date: [May 17, 2025, 12:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3928 "2025-05-17T12:50:01Z")
And the seagull scene
Turned into nothing but a
French fry massacre
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### Author:  [@thorny\_locust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thorny_locust)
#### Post date: [May 17, 2025, 1:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3929 "2025-05-17T13:29:18Z")
French fry massacre
And pizza catastrophe:
Teenagers for lunch.
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### Author:  [@Bayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bayaker)
#### Post date: [May 17, 2025, 1:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3930 "2025-05-17T13:36:00Z")
Teenagers for lunch?
They’re too gamey for my taste.
Toddlers are tender.
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### Author:  [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)
#### Post date: [May 17, 2025, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3931 "2025-05-17T18:39:31Z")
Toddlers are tender?
You must not have met Travis.
A fucking nightmare.
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### Author:  [@thorny\_locust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thorny_locust)
#### Post date: [May 17, 2025, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3932 "2025-05-17T20:03:30Z")
A fucking nightmare:
I dreampt of really bad sex
With – I won’t name him.
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### Author:  [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)
#### Post date: [May 17, 2025, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3933 "2025-05-17T21:14:05Z")
With - I won’t name him
But his skin’s orange, his hair?
Cotton candy piss
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### Author:  [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)
#### Post date: [May 18, 2025, 1:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3934 "2025-05-18T01:05:21Z")
Cotton candy piss:
what you get when you over-
eat junk at the fair
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### Author:  [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)
#### Post date: [May 18, 2025, 3:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3935 "2025-05-18T03:12:44Z")
Eat junk at the fair.
Try the fried butter sticks, then
Watch the racing pigs.
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### Author:  [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)
#### Post date: [May 18, 2025, 10:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3936 "2025-05-18T10:37:55Z")
Watch the racing pigs
They’ll crash into your groin, you’ll
Have pork tenderloin
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### Author:  [@thorny\_locust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thorny_locust)
#### Post date: [May 18, 2025, 1:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3937 "2025-05-18T13:47:23Z")
Have pork tenderloin
The farm’s local, pasture-raised
The flavor is grand.
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### Author:  [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)
#### Post date: [May 18, 2025, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3938 "2025-05-18T16:10:37Z")
The flavor is grand?
You mean, costs a thousand bucks?
I can’t afford that
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### Author:  [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)
#### Post date: [May 18, 2025, 11:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3939 "2025-05-18T23:01:37Z")
I can’t afford that!
But my flipphone’s broken so
I’ll buy the iPhone.
_ **-“BB”-** _
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### Author:  [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)
#### Post date: [May 19, 2025, 12:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3940 "2025-05-19T00:35:00Z")
I’ll buy the iPhone
As soon as it is released.
I have phone FOMO.
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