# Haiku Madness Part Deux
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141
**Category:** Thread Games
**Created:** [October 3, 2020, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141 "2020-10-03T19:26:56Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 199
### Author:  [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)
#### Post date: [May 24, 2025, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3961 "2025-05-24T23:20:54Z")
Just too limiting
To wear seatbelts, I’d rather
Not, and be thrown freeeeeeeeee.
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### Author:  [@thorny\_locust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thorny_locust)
#### Post date: [May 25, 2025, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3962 "2025-05-25T14:41:03Z")
Not, and. Be thrown freeeeeeeeee
Of conjunctions and grammar.
No one understands!
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### Author:  [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)
#### Post date: [May 26, 2025, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3963 "2025-05-26T00:57:23Z")
No one understands
Quantum physics, no matter
What they say online
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### Author:  [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)
#### Post date: [May 26, 2025, 1:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3964 "2025-05-26T01:01:47Z")
What they say online
and what they say to your face
are rarely the same
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### Author:  [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)
#### Post date: [May 29, 2025, 11:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3965 "2025-05-29T11:33:27Z")
Are rarely the same:
Our president’s statements and
The objective truth
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### Author:  [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)
#### Post date: [May 29, 2025, 11:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3966 "2025-05-29T23:49:52Z")
The objective truth
Is that the subjective truth
Is more personal
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### Author:  [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)
#### Post date: [May 30, 2025, 1:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3967 "2025-05-30T01:19:35Z")
Is more personal
Space what is really wanted
By anti-vaxxers
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### Author:  [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)
#### Post date: [May 30, 2025, 3:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3968 "2025-05-30T03:57:34Z")
By anti-vaxxers
you may expect to be mocked
if you wish good health
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### Author:  [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)
#### Post date: [May 30, 2025, 11:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3969 "2025-05-30T11:38:52Z")
If you wish good health
Forego that third helping of
My Spam bacon loaf
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### Author:  [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)
#### Post date: [May 30, 2025, 12:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3970 "2025-05-30T12:59:33Z")
My spam bacon loaf
is a redneck masterpiece.
Better than pork rinds
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### Author:  [@Bayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bayaker)
#### Post date: [May 30, 2025, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3971 "2025-05-30T16:20:42Z")
Better than pork rinds
fresh from a roasted shoulder?
That’s not possible!
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### Author:  [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)
#### Post date: [May 30, 2025, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3972 "2025-05-30T20:34:11Z")
“That’s not possible!”
my uncle said as he flew
away on the wind
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### Author:  [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)
#### Post date: [May 30, 2025, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3973 "2025-05-30T21:08:44Z")
away on the wind
Like delicate gossamer
My fart doth float by
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### Author:  [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)
#### Post date: [May 31, 2025, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3974 "2025-05-31T02:02:05Z")
My fart doth float by
Like a noxious perfume cloud
But I didn’t do it!
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### Author:  [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)
#### Post date: [May 31, 2025, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3975 "2025-05-31T02:34:56Z")
But I didn’t do it!
It was like that when I got
Here. I know nothing.
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### Author:  [@thorny\_locust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thorny_locust)
#### Post date: [May 31, 2025, 2:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3976 "2025-05-31T14:02:40Z")
Here, I know nothing
About this place. Get me back
Home, where I’m centered.
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### Author:  [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)
#### Post date: [May 31, 2025, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3977 "2025-05-31T16:03:41Z")
Home, where I’m centered
At my desk, among my pills
With the A/C on.
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### Author:  [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)
#### Post date: [May 31, 2025, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3978 "2025-05-31T16:23:43Z")
With the A/C on
I can still sweat bullets, but
They’re all icicles
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### Author:  [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)
#### Post date: [May 31, 2025, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3979 "2025-05-31T17:39:11Z")
They’re all icicles
cold water getting frozen
time to dress warmly
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### Author:  [@thorny\_locust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thorny_locust)
#### Post date: [May 31, 2025, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3980 "2025-05-31T19:56:36Z")
Time to dress warmly.
Yes, I know it’s almost June
but that’s a cold wind!
(Out of game: that’s entirely accurate today. I even lit up the wood stove.)
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