# Haiku Madness Part Deux **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [October 3, 2020, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141 "2020-10-03T19:26:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 20
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2021, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/381 "2021-04-04T19:15:01Z")
Into my stomach Then out my sphincter. I am But a twisted tube. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_stainless_steel_rat/32/5727_2.png) [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stainless_Steel_Rat)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2021, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/382 "2021-04-04T19:31:28Z")
But a twisted tube twenty feet of coiled meat intestines icky. ---
**Author:** ![thorny\_locust](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thorny_locust/32/431_2.png) [@thorny\_locust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thorny_locust)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2021, 10:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/383 "2021-04-04T22:34:24Z")
Intestines icky! say all those people eating sausages with glee. ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2021, 11:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/384 "2021-04-04T23:17:38Z")
Sausages with glee, please, served warm, and a large side Of vengeance, well chilled. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2021, 11:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/385 "2021-04-04T23:28:18Z")
Of vengeance, well chilled, And arms of the man I sing - (Scoring a Homer). ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2021, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/386 "2021-04-05T00:06:30Z")
Scoring a Homer Simpson episode must be Music’ly boring. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2021, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/387 "2021-04-05T21:46:02Z")
Music’ly boring Yer Drakes, Weeknds, and Biebers Gimme some Zeppelin! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2021, 10:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/388 "2021-04-05T22:51:30Z")
Gimme some Zeppelin! I need a dirigible! Pump me up a blimp! ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2021, 9:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/389 "2021-04-06T09:38:04Z")
Pump me up a blimp! Better yet, bump me a pimp! Either would be fine ---
**Author:** ![The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_stainless_steel_rat/32/5727_2.png) [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stainless_Steel_Rat)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2021, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/390 "2021-04-06T12:49:18Z")
Either would be fine Or is acceptable to; But nor is right out. ---
**Author:** ![thorny\_locust](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thorny_locust/32/431_2.png) [@thorny\_locust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thorny_locust)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2021, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/391 "2021-04-06T15:01:43Z")
But Nor is right out From the old Nor-Ann Diner. I think it’s gone now. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2021, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/392 "2021-04-06T21:57:51Z")
I think it’s gone now That zest for living I had When I was seven ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2021, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/393 "2021-04-06T22:12:50Z")
When I was seven I wanted to be the Flash. Superspeed is cool. ---
**Author:** ![thorny\_locust](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thorny_locust/32/431_2.png) [@thorny\_locust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thorny_locust)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2021, 1:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/394 "2021-04-07T01:47:43Z")
Superspeed is cool Till you encounter friction and then it’s too hot. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_stainless_steel_rat/32/5727_2.png) [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stainless_Steel_Rat)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2021, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/395 "2021-04-07T01:55:25Z")
and then it’s too hot like life in Abu Dhabi Four years I was there. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2021, 11:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/396 "2021-04-07T11:17:32Z")
Four years I was there Living with Trump as my Prez Lawd Jeebus help me ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2021, 11:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/397 "2021-04-07T11:47:52Z")
Lawd Jeebus help me Change what I can’t accept and Accept cash only ---
**Author:** ![thorny\_locust](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thorny_locust/32/431_2.png) [@thorny\_locust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thorny_locust)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2021, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/398 "2021-04-07T15:39:20Z")
Accept cash only if it has been sanitized until vaccine hits ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2021, 11:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/399 "2021-04-07T23:24:59Z")
Until vaccine hits Remain indoors, shut away From all nasty germs ---
**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2021, 11:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/400 "2021-04-07T23:28:34Z")
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