# Haiku Madness Part Deux **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [October 3, 2020, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141 "2020-10-03T19:26:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 200
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2025, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3981 "2025-05-31T20:55:41Z")
But that’s a cold wind! I said, catching the breeze of A polar bear’s fart ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2025, 4:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3982 "2025-06-01T04:25:34Z")
A polar bear’s fart, however bad, could not scare sparrows in moonlight ---
**Author:** ![thorny\_locust](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thorny_locust/32/431_2.png) [@thorny\_locust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thorny_locust)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2025, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3983 "2025-06-01T15:09:55Z")
sparrows in moonlight should all shit on the heads of those who bring them here. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2025, 12:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3984 "2025-06-02T00:10:04Z")
Those who bring them here should just put them over _there_, where there is more room. ---
**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2025, 10:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3985 "2025-06-02T10:00:16Z")
Where there is more room Out on the lonesome prairie, The buffalo roam ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2025, 11:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3986 "2025-06-02T11:11:34Z")
The buffalo roam Thorough my living room when I’m Watching Yellowstone ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2025, 5:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3987 "2025-06-02T17:55:47Z")
Watching Yellowstone or any of the big parks is a full-time job! ---
**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2025, 11:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3988 "2025-06-02T23:37:54Z")
Is a full-time job really worth all the hassle? I’d rather sleep in. ---
**Author:** ![thorny\_locust](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thorny_locust/32/431_2.png) [@thorny\_locust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thorny_locust)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2025, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3989 "2025-06-03T00:15:23Z")
I’d rather sleep in but we’ve only two more days before more rain comes. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2025, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3990 "2025-06-03T01:57:46Z")
Before more rain comes I’d better run to the store And buy more buckets ---
**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2025, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3991 "2025-06-03T15:31:14Z")
“and buy more buckets!” he shouted. “Or we won’t catch all the cats and dogs!” (It’s raining cats and dogs, you see…) I’ll show myself out. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2025, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3992 "2025-06-03T18:13:25Z")
“all the cats and dogs” Snoopy says that’s incorrect He says, “dogs and cats” ---
**Author:** ![thorny\_locust](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thorny_locust/32/431_2.png) [@thorny\_locust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thorny_locust)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2025, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3993 "2025-06-03T20:12:09Z")
He says, “dogs and cats Don’t like each other." But mine Like each other fine. ---
**Author:** ![Bayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bayaker/32/3454_2.png) [@Bayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bayaker)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2025, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3994 "2025-06-03T21:28:06Z")
Like each other?, Fine hates all us Howard brothers. He can go to Hell. ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2025, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3995 "2025-06-03T22:22:47Z")
He can go to Hell Or he can move to Detroit. There’s not much dif’rence. _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2025, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3996 "2025-06-04T01:46:13Z")
There’s not much dif’rence in the strokes between most folks. Love is all we need. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2025, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3997 "2025-06-04T02:38:01Z")
“Love is all we need” is almost what the Beatles sang back in the day ---
**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2025, 6:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3998 "2025-06-05T06:48:23Z")
Sang, back in the day, the Herald Angels, “Hark!” and “Joy!” Keep it simple! ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2025, 11:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3999 "2025-06-05T11:26:03Z")
“Joy, keep it simple!” Said Whoopie, as Ms. Behar Prepared for “The View” ---
**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2025, 1:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/4000 "2025-06-06T01:42:31Z")
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