# Haiku Madness Part Deux **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [October 3, 2020, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141 "2020-10-03T19:26:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 203
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2025, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/4041 "2025-06-19T14:36:52Z")
I sure wish he would But I doubt he will, who knows With that MFer ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2025, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/4042 "2025-06-19T19:53:14Z")
With that MFer, there’s no telling what he’ll do - he is a puzzler ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2025, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/4043 "2025-06-19T20:29:41Z")
He is a puzzler Must be, 'cause he yelled at me A bunch of cross words ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2025, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/4044 "2025-06-19T22:41:46Z")
A bunch of crosswords? No problem for me! – I’m a Cruciverbalist. _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2025, 10:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/4045 "2025-06-19T22:43:49Z")
Cruciverbalist? You said that to your mom? You should wash your mouth. ---
**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2025, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/4046 "2025-06-20T00:32:58Z")
You should wash your mouth After brushing your teeth, and Don’t forget your tongue. ---
**Author:** ![thorny\_locust](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thorny_locust/32/431_2.png) [@thorny\_locust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thorny_locust)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2025, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/4047 "2025-06-20T01:24:32Z")
Don’t forget your tongue Needs to be under control When at that meeting. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2025, 3:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/4048 "2025-06-20T03:13:35Z")
When at that meeting, don’t mention the damn parade to the President ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2025, 9:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/4049 "2025-06-20T09:49:22Z")
To the President I’ve just one simple question: What’s up with your hair? ---
**Author:** ![thorny\_locust](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thorny_locust/32/431_2.png) [@thorny\_locust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thorny_locust)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2025, 12:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/4050 "2025-06-20T12:48:56Z")
What’s up with your hair? It contains an actual Live bird, and her nest. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2025, 2:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/4051 "2025-06-21T02:33:27Z")
Live Bird and Her Nest? Holy crap, I love that band! Where are they playing? ---
**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2025, 3:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/4052 "2025-06-21T03:06:33Z")
Where are they playing? Out in the forest alone? Maybe they’ll find porn. (“Forest porn” is a thing and I think it is hilarious.) ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2025, 12:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/4053 "2025-06-21T12:31:42Z")
Maybe they’ll find porn If they tear up the attic Of my childhood home ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2025, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/4054 "2025-06-22T01:00:36Z")
Of my childhood home I have little to say, but I miss it sometimes ---
**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2025, 1:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/4055 "2025-06-23T13:54:07Z")
I miss it sometimes when I am in the bathroom with the lights turned off ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2025, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/4056 "2025-06-23T14:48:23Z")
with the lights turned off no one can see my Ding Dong, Twinkie, or Ho Ho ---
**Author:** ![Bayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bayaker/32/3454_2.png) [@Bayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bayaker)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2025, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/4057 "2025-06-23T15:12:50Z")
Twinkie, or Ho Ho? No, thanks. They’re too sweet for me. You got a grapefruit? ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2025, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/4058 "2025-06-23T18:12:15Z")
You got a grapefruit- Sized testicle there, good sir Ask me how I know ---
**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2025, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/4059 "2025-06-24T00:36:45Z")
Ask me how I know The secrets of life itself I watch PBS ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2025, 1:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/4060 "2025-06-24T01:19:13Z")
I watch PBS, Especially dino shows. Those things are so cool. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141.md?page=202) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141.md?page=204)