# Haiku Madness Part Deux **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [October 3, 2020, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141 "2020-10-03T19:26:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 204
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2025, 10:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/4061 "2025-06-24T10:50:17Z")
Those things are so cool Was the wrong thing to say to The girl I just met ---
**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2025, 12:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/4062 "2025-06-24T12:13:51Z")
The girl I just met smacked me when I said those things are so cool. My bad. ---
**Author:** ![thorny\_locust](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thorny_locust/32/431_2.png) [@thorny\_locust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thorny_locust)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2025, 1:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/4063 "2025-06-24T13:48:52Z")
Are so cool. My bad. Those chicks needed to be warm. Now will they survive? ---
**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2025, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/4064 "2025-06-25T01:40:17Z")
Now will they survive The rest of Donald Trump’s term? Maybe, maybe not. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2025, 10:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/4065 "2025-06-25T10:43:25Z")
Maybe, maybe not My poorly tied rope is a Maybe maybe knot ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2025, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/4066 "2025-06-25T15:31:13Z")
Maybe maybe know Otherwise known as granny. What did granny do? ---
**Author:** ![thorny\_locust](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thorny_locust/32/431_2.png) [@thorny\_locust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thorny_locust)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2025, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/4067 "2025-06-25T17:41:32Z")
What did granny do? She smiles; she isn’t telling. Granny was wild once. ---
**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2025, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/4068 "2025-06-25T17:46:53Z")
What did granny do? She’s the little old lady from Pasadena! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2025, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/4069 "2025-06-25T20:35:06Z")
From Pasadena comes the cry, “I love haiku!” And so do we all. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2025, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/4070 "2025-06-25T20:59:06Z")
_(got some tidying up to do here)…_ Granny was wild once She drank, she loved to snuggle Up to Old Grand Dad ---
**Author:** ![thorny\_locust](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thorny_locust/32/431_2.png) [@thorny\_locust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thorny_locust)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2025, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/4071 "2025-06-25T21:01:59Z")
Up to Old Grand Dad? Then he’ll want pie for dinner And so do we all. (There we go, all nice and tidy tied together --) ---
**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2025, 1:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/4072 "2025-06-26T01:07:11Z")
“And so do we all.” I concurred as we toasted Better days to come ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2025, 4:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/4073 "2025-06-28T04:24:07Z")
Better days to come are what porn stars always seek; key to scheduling! ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2025, 11:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/4074 "2025-06-29T23:22:45Z")
Key to scheduling? Don’t put off ‘til tomorrow What… time for a nap. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2025, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/4075 "2025-06-30T02:48:16Z")
What, time for a nap? Much too late for that, I’d say; it’s more like bedtime. ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2025, 3:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/4076 "2025-06-30T03:43:21Z")
It’s more like bedtime - It keeps getting earlier The older I get. ---
**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2025, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/4077 "2025-06-30T04:23:57Z")
The older I get, The more everything bugs me. Get it together! ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2025, 6:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/4078 "2025-06-30T06:48:02Z")
Get it together, Try to love one another Right now! — The Youngbloods ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2025, 10:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/4079 "2025-06-30T10:25:41Z")
Right now, The Youngbloods If they were still alive, would Be the Geezer Bloods ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2025, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/4080 "2025-06-30T15:45:12Z")
Be the Geezer Bloods Embrace your inner geezer! Next: the Bee Gee-zers. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141.md?page=203) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141.md?page=205)