# Haiku Madness Part Deux **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [October 3, 2020, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141 "2020-10-03T19:26:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 206
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2025, 3:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/4101 "2025-07-16T03:45:34Z")
We live there just fine, until the Visigoths come; then we have to hide. ---
**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2025, 1:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/4102 "2025-07-16T13:05:56Z")
Then we have to hide! Ate the roast, blamed it on cat. Mom did not buy it. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2025, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/4103 "2025-07-16T15:33:14Z")
Mom did not buy it And dad did not apply it But bro did try it ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2025, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/4104 "2025-07-16T16:10:43Z")
But bro did try it, He did, he really did it. He ate those corn flakes. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2025, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/4105 "2025-07-16T18:03:49Z")
He ate those corn flakes and drank a gallon of juice; off to work with him! ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2025, 11:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/4106 "2025-07-17T11:05:09Z")
Off to work with him! And him! And her! Also them! But not I, ha ha! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2025, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/4107 "2025-07-19T02:18:42Z")
But not I, ha ha! Imperialist tidbits just don’t interest me. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2025, 10:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/4108 "2025-07-19T10:23:01Z")
Just don’t interest me: Big brothers, bachelors, and Desparate housewives ---
**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2025, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/4109 "2025-07-19T21:20:29Z")
Desperate Housewives got cancelled a while ago I am sad to say. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2025, 3:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/4110 "2025-07-20T03:37:34Z")
I am sad to say nothing in particular; I had a good day! ---
**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2025, 5:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/4111 "2025-07-20T05:14:00Z")
I had a good day! With belated birthday cake And visit from sis! ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2025, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/4112 "2025-07-21T01:31:22Z")
And a visit from sis Is what I’d like to see more Than anything else. ---
**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2025, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/4113 "2025-07-21T01:40:09Z")
Than anything else I’d like to go to Disney, either Land or World ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2025, 5:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/4114 "2025-07-21T05:25:28Z")
Either Land or World. One, of course, on the Game Boy. Or S.N.E.S. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2025, 10:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/4115 "2025-07-21T10:49:54Z")
Or S.N.E.S. South, north, east, and…what’s S? Sest?? Ain’t that Kanye’s kid? ---
**Author:** ![thorny\_locust](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thorny_locust/32/431_2.png) [@thorny\_locust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thorny_locust)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2025, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/4116 "2025-07-21T14:43:46Z")
Ain’t that Kanye’s, kid? He may be a jerk, but don’t steal his stuff, OK? ---
**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2025, 3:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/4117 "2025-07-22T03:12:38Z")
Steal his stuff, OK? “Ok,” said the budding thief. Well, that was easy. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2025, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/4118 "2025-07-22T04:15:56Z")
Well, that was easy: 5-7-5 yet again. Gotta love haiku! ---
**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2025, 12:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/4119 "2025-07-22T12:43:49Z")
Gotta love haiku! If you can count, you can write good or bad haiku. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2025, 1:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/4120 "2025-07-22T13:21:04Z")
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