# Haiku Madness Part Deux **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [October 3, 2020, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141 "2020-10-03T19:26:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 21
**Author:** ![The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_stainless_steel_rat/32/5727_2.png) [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stainless_Steel_Rat)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2021, 12:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/401 "2021-04-08T00:37:24Z")
Vaccines protect us Some doubt and will not get shot Fools found everywhere. ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2021, 1:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/402 "2021-04-08T01:03:13Z")
Fools found everywhere Morons, and morons, fools. Can either be right? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2021, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/403 "2021-04-09T19:43:25Z")
Can either be right? Can both be left? The center Is no place to be. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2021, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/404 "2021-04-10T00:58:36Z")
Is no place to be Safe from the Covid? I asked From Antarctica ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2021, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/405 "2021-04-10T02:51:15Z")
From Antarctica To Tierra del Fuego: Archipelagos ---
**Author:** ![thorny\_locust](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thorny_locust/32/431_2.png) [@thorny\_locust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thorny_locust)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2021, 3:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/406 "2021-04-10T03:26:15Z")
Archipelagos Are archetypes in fiction Frequently there found ---
**Author:** ![The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_stainless_steel_rat/32/5727_2.png) [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stainless_Steel_Rat)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2021, 3:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/407 "2021-04-10T03:50:19Z")
Frequenty there found Where no one has gone before Star trek reference. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2021, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/408 "2021-04-10T14:57:01Z")
Star Trek reference: “Dammit, Jim, I’m a doctor, Not a bricklayer.” ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2021, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/409 "2021-04-10T15:01:48Z")
Not a bricklayer In sight. Oh what will I do With these unlaid bricks? ---
**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2021, 11:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/410 "2021-04-11T23:06:09Z")
With these unlaid bricks I will build an edifice. Then I’ll tear it down. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_stainless_steel_rat/32/5727_2.png) [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stainless_Steel_Rat)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2021, 4:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/411 "2021-04-12T04:44:46Z")
Then I’ll tear it down Something new is always nice Then regrets for old ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2021, 10:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/412 "2021-04-12T10:36:11Z")
Then regrets for old Misdeeds serve no real purpose - Better to forget ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2021, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/413 "2021-04-13T21:49:57Z")
Better to forget The first ten digits of pi Than to forget pie ---
**Author:** ![The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_stainless_steel_rat/32/5727_2.png) [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stainless_Steel_Rat)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2021, 1:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/414 "2021-04-14T01:53:12Z")
Than to forget pie Unforgiveable most times Unless you have cake ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2021, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/415 "2021-04-14T02:07:50Z")
Unless you have cake On your birthday, why would you Bother getting up? ---
**Author:** ![thorny\_locust](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thorny_locust/32/431_2.png) [@thorny\_locust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thorny_locust)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2021, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/416 "2021-04-14T02:12:05Z")
Bother getting up? The cats think that I ought to Else they’ll bother me. ---
**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2021, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/417 "2021-04-15T02:31:20Z")
“Else they’ll bother me.” These are the words that appear Up there on the screen. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2021, 9:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/418 "2021-04-15T09:14:01Z")
Up there on the screen A cat hangs loosely, her claws Stuck within the holes. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2021, 10:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/419 "2021-04-15T10:44:43Z")
Stuck within the holes Is where I found tiny mice In my Swiss cheese stash ---
**Author:** ![The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_stainless_steel_rat/32/5727_2.png) [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stainless_Steel_Rat)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2021, 12:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/420 "2021-04-15T12:52:20Z")
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