# Haiku Madness Part Deux **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [October 3, 2020, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141 "2020-10-03T19:26:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 212
**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2025, 1:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/4221 "2025-08-22T01:36:27Z")
Credit card maxed out is my fear when eating out. Time to wash dishes. ---
**Author:** ![thorny\_locust](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thorny_locust/32/431_2.png) [@thorny\_locust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thorny_locust)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2025, 10:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/4222 "2025-08-22T10:55:34Z")
Time to wash dishes Just seems to keep returning Over and over. ---
**Author:** ![Gordon\_G](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/3da27b/32.png) [@Gordon\_G](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gordon_G)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2025, 1:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/4223 "2025-08-22T13:19:07Z")
Over and over you don’t believe we’re on the Eve of Destruction ---
**Author:** ![thorny\_locust](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thorny_locust/32/431_2.png) [@thorny\_locust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thorny_locust)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2025, 2:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/4224 "2025-08-22T14:47:32Z")
Eve, of Destruction and Construction Company, Breaks down and rebuilds. ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2025, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/4225 "2025-08-22T17:41:44Z")
I’m going to take some time to just enjoy this. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2025, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/4226 "2025-08-22T19:49:08Z")
Breaks down and rebuilds The thread’s previous haiku Sorta what we do ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2025, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/4227 "2025-08-22T20:44:40Z")
Sorta what we do, Fractally branching nitpicks And bad puns of course. ---
**Author:** ![Gordon\_G](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/3da27b/32.png) [@Gordon\_G](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gordon_G)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2025, 10:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/4228 "2025-08-22T22:56:02Z")
And bad puns of course: Lettuce practice sign language; Handy dandy leaves. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2025, 12:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/4229 "2025-08-23T00:19:04Z")
Handy Dandy leaves after he’s cleaned up the house; he’s such a great guy! ---
**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2025, 12:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/4230 "2025-08-23T00:49:35Z")
He’s such a great guy Except for all the things that Make him kinda suck. ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2025, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/4231 "2025-08-23T02:32:00Z")
Make him kinda suck poison out the thigh. He said I am out of here. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2025, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/4232 "2025-08-23T14:49:30Z")
I am out of here But I have plenty of there And some everywhere ---
**Author:** ![Gordon\_G](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/3da27b/32.png) [@Gordon\_G](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gordon_G)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2025, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/4233 "2025-08-23T17:18:31Z")
'( **h** )andsome everywhere With style so graceful and rare Ladies are swooning ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2025, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/4234 "2025-08-23T18:43:59Z")
> [@Gordon\_G](#): > > '( **h** )andsome I was about to call foul on this one for altering the spelling, but now I get it. 'andsome. Very clever. And allowed. mmm ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2025, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/4235 "2025-08-24T01:13:46Z")
Ladies are swooning and gentlemen are kvetching, but I just don’t care ---
**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2025, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/4236 "2025-08-24T04:12:50Z")
“But I just don’t care,” is not what you want to hear from your physician. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2025, 10:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/4237 "2025-08-25T10:29:55Z")
From your physician A gift of a pack of smokes Would raise some eyebrows ---
**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2025, 12:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/4238 "2025-08-25T12:14:36Z")
“Would raise some eyebrows” is an understatement! ‘Reek’ always starts chaos. ---
**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2025, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/4239 "2025-08-26T01:55:06Z")
Always starts chaos and always causes trouble. That’s what puppy does. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2025, 3:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/4240 "2025-08-26T03:00:51Z")
That’s what puppy does: eats, poops, sleeps, is really cute. And that’s enough, right? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141.md?page=211) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141.md?page=213)