# Haiku Madness Part Deux **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [October 3, 2020, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141 "2020-10-03T19:26:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 217
**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2025, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/4321 "2025-09-17T23:45:27Z")
And now you all know my deepest darkest secret: I married a goat! ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2025, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/4322 "2025-09-18T00:25:50Z")
I married a goat! Then we had a bunch of kids! All’s well that ends well. ---
**Author:** ![Gordon\_G](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/3da27b/32.png) [@Gordon\_G](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gordon_G)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2025, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/4323 "2025-09-20T15:46:10Z")
All’s well that ends well in this midsummer nightmare. Pray that this dream ends. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2025, 4:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/4324 "2025-09-21T04:14:15Z")
Pray that this dream ends, and I’m pretty sure it will. That’s just what dreams do. ---
**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2025, 9:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/4325 "2025-09-21T09:58:18Z")
That’s just what dreams do - searching for a bathroom when you just _have_ to pee. ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2025, 3:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/4326 "2025-09-22T03:28:01Z")
You just _have_ to pee But it’s dark and your glasses Just fell to the floor. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2025, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/4327 "2025-09-22T20:01:11Z")
Just fell to the floor, but don’t worry, I’m OK. How I hate Mondays! ---
**Author:** ![thorny\_locust](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thorny_locust/32/431_2.png) [@thorny\_locust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thorny_locust)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2025, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/4328 "2025-09-22T21:29:33Z")
How I hate Mondays: Is something I have not said Since first self-employed. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2025, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/4329 "2025-09-23T01:20:28Z")
Since first self-employed, I have earned ten million bucks; maybe a _bit_ less. ---
**Author:** ![Bayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bayaker/32/3454_2.png) [@Bayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bayaker)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2025, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/4330 "2025-09-23T14:57:53Z")
Maybe a _bit_ less than perfect, am I. Also, I’m very modest. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2025, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/4331 "2025-09-23T16:18:28Z")
I’m very modest If I do say so myself (Nobody else will) ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2025, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/4332 "2025-09-23T17:10:00Z")
Nobody else will write the perfect haiku, but I’ll certainly try ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2025, 1:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/4333 "2025-09-24T13:35:30Z")
I’ll certainly try A little tenderness, as Otis suggested ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2025, 1:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/4334 "2025-09-24T13:39:23Z")
Otis suggested Naming a town Otisburg Luthor hated it ---
**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2025, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/4335 "2025-09-25T14:44:06Z")
Luthor hated it when Superman thwarted his plan to rule the world. ---
**Author:** ![Gordon\_G](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/3da27b/32.png) [@Gordon\_G](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gordon_G)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2025, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/4336 "2025-09-25T17:12:14Z")
Plan to rule the world? You’ll need some gullible oafs. Won’t be hard to find. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2025, 2:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/4337 "2025-09-26T02:25:53Z")
Won’t be hard to find the right words for a haiku; we’ve done it before. ---
**Author:** ![Gordon\_G](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/3da27b/32.png) [@Gordon\_G](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gordon_G)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2025, 10:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/4338 "2025-09-26T10:32:05Z")
We’ve done it before and we will do it again. Where’s my Viagra? ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2025, 12:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/4339 "2025-09-26T12:02:31Z")
Where’s my Viagra? I may have left it in my '52 Woody ---
**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2025, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/4340 "2025-09-26T15:05:06Z")
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