# Haiku Madness Part Deux **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [October 3, 2020, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141 "2020-10-03T19:26:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 22
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2021, 1:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/421 "2021-04-15T13:06:47Z")
5-5-7. That’s novel. Now all smells of Limburger Could be yours for just Nine pounds ninety-five. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2021, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/422 "2021-04-15T14:18:33Z")
Nine pounds ninety-five Too much to pay for a cheese That smells way too bad ---
**Author:** ![thorny\_locust](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thorny_locust/32/431_2.png) [@thorny\_locust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thorny_locust)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2021, 3:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/423 "2021-04-15T15:11:36Z")
That smells way too bad No I am not giving you My ID numbers ---
**Author:** ![The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_stainless_steel_rat/32/5727_2.png) [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stainless_Steel_Rat)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2021, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/424 "2021-04-15T16:36:34Z")
> [@Gyrate](#): > > 5-5-7. That’s novel. I blame lack of caffiene. And my haiku did say I made a mistake… In play: My ID numbers One Social Security Two is very secret ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2021, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/425 "2021-04-15T21:23:55Z")
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**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2021, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/426 "2021-04-15T21:25:29Z")
> [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](#): > > > [@Gyrate](#): > > > > 5-5-7. That’s novel. > > I blame lack of caffiene. And my haiku did say I made a mistake… > > In play: > > My ID numbers > One Social Security > Two is very secret Are you caffeinated now? Cuz you F-ed up again. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2021, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/427 "2021-04-15T21:31:02Z")
You F-ed up again; In ice skating, if you don’t C#, you’ll Bb ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2021, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/428 "2021-04-15T21:31:24Z")
_(first line repaired)_ Two’s very secret Three we don’t even mention One’s for the money ---
**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2021, 10:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/429 "2021-04-15T22:19:10Z")
One’s for the money. Two’s for even more money. Guess what three is for. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2021, 10:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/430 "2021-04-15T22:57:45Z")
Guess what three is for: Yup - the Holy Hand Grenade. Do not count to four. ---
**Author:** ![thorny\_locust](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thorny_locust/32/431_2.png) [@thorny\_locust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thorny_locust)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2021, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/431 "2021-04-16T00:25:32Z")
Do not count to four. Count to ten, maybe twenty: Do not lose temper. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2021, 12:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/432 "2021-04-16T00:37:35Z")
Do not lose temper If Calgon gets shirts clean and Wife blurts out secret. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_stainless_steel_rat/32/5727_2.png) [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stainless_Steel_Rat)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2021, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/433 "2021-04-16T00:42:39Z")
Wife blurts out secret Now everyone in town knows it Awful is the shame And I think I finally got one right today… ---
**Author:** ![thorny\_locust](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thorny_locust/32/431_2.png) [@thorny\_locust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thorny_locust)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2021, 12:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/434 "2021-04-16T00:50:23Z")
Awful is the shame Second line, eight syllables (You could drop the ‘now’.) ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2021, 9:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/435 "2021-04-16T09:38:00Z")
You could drop the ‘now’ But all your glitchy haikus Are growing on me ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2021, 10:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/436 "2021-04-16T10:08:00Z")
Are! Growing on me Shoulder is a strange lump that Looks like a parrot! ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2021, 1:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/437 "2021-04-16T13:49:07Z")
Looks like a parrot But it sure tastes like chicken Finger lickin’ good ---
**Author:** ![The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_stainless_steel_rat/32/5727_2.png) [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stainless_Steel_Rat)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2021, 2:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/438 "2021-04-16T14:07:21Z")
Finger Lickin’ Good To replace bad memory Fouling up Haiku’s ---
**Author:** ![thorny\_locust](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thorny_locust/32/431_2.png) [@thorny\_locust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thorny_locust)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2021, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/439 "2021-04-16T16:25:49Z")
Fouling up Haikus Is less likely to be done Posting while rested. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2021, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/440 "2021-04-16T21:46:30Z")
Posting while rested? Looks like **The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat** Got syllables right! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141.md?page=21) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141.md?page=23)