# Haiku Madness Part Deux
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141
**Category:** Thread Games
**Created:** [October 3, 2020, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141 "2020-10-03T19:26:56Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 225
### Author:  [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)
#### Post date: [December 5, 2025, 2:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/4481 "2025-12-05T02:25:42Z")
Just need a new brain
And a YouTube lesson on
How to install it
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### Author:  [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)
#### Post date: [December 5, 2025, 5:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/4482 "2025-12-05T05:58:00Z")
How to install It?
I don’t want that scary clown
on my gadgets, thanks
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### Author:  [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)
#### Post date: [December 5, 2025, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/4483 "2025-12-05T15:39:19Z")
On my gadgets, thanks
Need no electronic brains
My wetware will do
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### Author:  [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)
#### Post date: [December 5, 2025, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/4484 "2025-12-05T15:54:36Z")
My wetware will do
whatever I ask of it…
well, uh, pretty much
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### Author:  [@thorny\_locust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thorny_locust)
#### Post date: [December 6, 2025, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/4485 "2025-12-06T00:12:43Z")
well, uh, pretty. Much
More I’m not going to say
About your artwork.
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### Author:  [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)
#### Post date: [December 7, 2025, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/4486 "2025-12-07T02:49:35Z")
About your artwork
I’d say, not enough artsy
Way too much fartsy
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### Author:  [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)
#### Post date: [December 7, 2025, 3:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/4487 "2025-12-07T03:23:12Z")
Way too much fartsy
Durned nuclear burrito
Smoke alarm went off
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### Author:  [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)
#### Post date: [December 7, 2025, 4:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/4488 "2025-12-07T04:40:10Z")
Smoke alarm went off
City HAZMAT team moved in
Evacuate now!
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### Author:  [@thorny\_locust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thorny_locust)
#### Post date: [December 7, 2025, 4:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/4489 "2025-12-07T16:01:25Z")
Evacuate now!
All very well to say, but
We’ve nowhere to go.
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### Author:  [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)
#### Post date: [December 7, 2025, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/4490 "2025-12-07T17:46:50Z")
We’ve nowhere to go
But below; gliding on our
Magnificent wings
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### Author:  [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)
#### Post date: [December 8, 2025, 4:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/4491 "2025-12-08T04:47:48Z")
Magnificent wings
and a graceful fuselage;
[that is the B-1](https://www.cnn.com/2020/05/03/asia/us-air-force-b-1-bombers-guam-intl-hnk)
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### Author:  [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)
#### Post date: [December 8, 2025, 12:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/4492 "2025-12-08T12:22:14Z")
That is the B1
Said my friend as she taught me
How to play bingo
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### Author:  [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)
#### Post date: [December 8, 2025, 2:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/4493 "2025-12-08T14:22:13Z")
How to play bingo
You yell B-I-N-G-O!
'Cuz that’s his name-o
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### Author:  [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)
#### Post date: [December 8, 2025, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/4494 "2025-12-08T14:58:48Z")
'Cuz that’s his name-o,
You say? Did he jump the stile?
Did he have a style?
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### Author:  [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)
#### Post date: [December 8, 2025, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/4495 "2025-12-08T15:21:05Z")
Did he have a style?
Was he famous or sexy?
Or did he lose it?
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### Author:  [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)
#### Post date: [December 8, 2025, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/4496 "2025-12-08T16:54:25Z")
“…or did he lose it?”
the cop asked me about Phil,
who was in handcuffs
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### Author:  [@Gordon\_G](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gordon_G)
#### Post date: [December 8, 2025, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/4497 "2025-12-08T18:49:41Z")
Who was in handcuffs?
Jailed in the Hague for war crimes.
You will never guess.
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### Author:  [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)
#### Post date: [December 8, 2025, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/4498 "2025-12-08T18:54:24Z")
You will never guess
My password if you don’t know
The name of my dog
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### Author:  [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)
#### Post date: [December 8, 2025, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/4499 "2025-12-08T19:18:49Z")
The name of my dog
isn’t Roderick Phillips;
whose is, I ask you?
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### Author:  [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)
#### Post date: [December 11, 2025, 1:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/4500 "2025-12-11T13:18:43Z")
Whose is, I ask you
“Whose”? “Whose”? Keep reading that word
Doesn’t it look weird?
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