# Haiku Madness Part Deux
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141
**Category:** Thread Games
**Created:** [October 3, 2020, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141 "2020-10-03T19:26:56Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 226
### Author:  [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)
#### Post date: [December 11, 2025, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/4501 "2025-12-11T18:11:54Z")
Doesn’t it look weird?
I never know when to use
who or whom. Whom does?
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### Author:  [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)
#### Post date: [December 11, 2025, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/4502 "2025-12-11T19:06:09Z")
Who or whom. Whom does?
Pronoun trouble gets me down
So just shoot me now
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### Author:  [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)
#### Post date: [December 11, 2025, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/4503 "2025-12-11T19:22:30Z")
So just shoot me now
I did my hair and face, I’m
Prepped for my close-up
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### Author:  [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)
#### Post date: [December 14, 2025, 5:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/4504 "2025-12-14T05:51:23Z")
Prepped for my close-up,
I told the director that
Tom Cruise, I was not.
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### Author:  [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)
#### Post date: [December 14, 2025, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/4505 "2025-12-14T15:33:14Z")
Tom Cruise, I was not
My Mission Impossible
To find my lost socks
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### Author:  [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)
#### Post date: [December 14, 2025, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/4506 "2025-12-14T17:44:30Z")
To find my lost socks
I enlisted the aid of
A sock-sniffing pup
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### Author:  [@thorny\_locust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thorny_locust)
#### Post date: [December 14, 2025, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/4507 "2025-12-14T19:29:56Z")
A sock-sniffing pup
Is a warning sign, because
Pups sometimes eat socks.
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### Author:  [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)
#### Post date: [December 14, 2025, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/4508 "2025-12-14T22:13:31Z")
Pups sometimes eat socks
And they occasionally
Pass them on the bed
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### Author:  [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)
#### Post date: [December 15, 2025, 5:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/4509 "2025-12-15T05:06:53Z")
“Pass them on the bed,”
said the madame to the john;
bordello advice
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### Author:  [@Gordon\_G](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gordon_G)
#### Post date: [December 15, 2025, 1:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/4510 "2025-12-15T13:08:06Z")
Bordello advice:
Do not reckon price per pint,
Fluid flow so dear
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### Author:  [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)
#### Post date: [December 17, 2025, 4:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/4511 "2025-12-17T04:42:50Z")
Fluid flow so dear:
semen, gasoline, root beer
not the same at all!
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### Author:  [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)
#### Post date: [December 17, 2025, 4:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/4512 "2025-12-17T16:22:02Z")
Not the same at all!
Sublime, smart, silly, and wise
Dumb, mean, and a liar
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### Author:  [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)
#### Post date: [December 17, 2025, 10:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/4513 "2025-12-17T22:11:34Z")
“Liar” seems more like two syllables to me, but OK.
“Dumb, mean and a liar”
describes a certain leader;
you know who I mean
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### Author:  [@Gordon\_G](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gordon_G)
#### Post date: [December 18, 2025, 9:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/4514 "2025-12-18T09:43:30Z")
You know who I mean.
I’m the man who killed Gus Fring.
I am Heisenberg.
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### Author:  [@Bayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bayaker)
#### Post date: [December 18, 2025, 12:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/4515 "2025-12-18T12:08:55Z")
I am Heisenberg.
Uncertainty is certain!
Einstein got it wrong.
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### Author:  [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)
#### Post date: [December 18, 2025, 12:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/4516 "2025-12-18T12:45:47Z")
Einstein got it wrong
He thought that I threw the ball
Einstein is my pup
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### Author:  [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)
#### Post date: [December 18, 2025, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/4517 "2025-12-18T16:08:22Z")
Einstein is my pup
But he’s no supergenius
Barks at his own farts
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### Author:  [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)
#### Post date: [December 18, 2025, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/4518 "2025-12-18T20:49:59Z")
Barks at his own farts?
Sounds like my Uncle Woodrow;
not the smartest guy.
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### Author:  [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)
#### Post date: [December 22, 2025, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/4519 "2025-12-22T21:15:02Z")
Not the smartest guy
Thinks saying that he’s “driving”
Avoids the ticket
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### Author:  [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)
#### Post date: [December 22, 2025, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/4520 "2025-12-22T22:31:44Z")
Avoids the ticket,
He does. Then he gets a free
Coupon for Guinness.
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