# Haiku Madness Part Deux
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141
**Category:** Thread Games
**Created:** [October 3, 2020, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141 "2020-10-03T19:26:56Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 228
### Author:  [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)
#### Post date: [January 10, 2026, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/4541 "2026-01-10T21:02:51Z")
Back to our weirdness
As I put down my book and
Turned on CNN
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### Author:  [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)
#### Post date: [January 11, 2026, 5:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/4542 "2026-01-11T05:46:29Z")
Turned-on CNN?
Sexualized news broadcasts
are just not for me
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### Author:  [@Gordon\_G](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gordon_G)
#### Post date: [January 13, 2026, 9:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/4543 "2026-01-13T09:14:36Z")
Are just? _Not for me!_
Slaps on the wrists? Petty fines?
I demand vengeance!!
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### Author:  [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)
#### Post date: [January 13, 2026, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/4544 "2026-01-13T19:02:47Z")
I demand vengeance,
but grrr, I never get it;
very frustrating
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### Author:  [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)
#### Post date: [January 13, 2026, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/4545 "2026-01-13T19:53:00Z")
Very frustrating
When the package says “tear here”
And you know it won’t
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### Author:  [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)
#### Post date: [January 16, 2026, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/4546 "2026-01-16T05:40:25Z")
And you know it won’t
make a bit of difference
to the Biff Fan Club.
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### Author:  [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)
#### Post date: [January 16, 2026, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/4547 "2026-01-16T15:01:58Z")
To the Biff Fan Club
I say bite me, because I
Was not invited
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### Author:  [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)
#### Post date: [January 16, 2026, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/4548 "2026-01-16T21:33:42Z")
Was not invited
to the Inauguration,
and that’s fine by me!
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### Author:  [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)
#### Post date: [January 19, 2026, 12:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/4549 "2026-01-19T12:45:22Z")
“And that’s [Fine](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Larry_Fine) by me!”
I say, pointing to my old
Three Stooges selfie.
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### Author:  [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)
#### Post date: [January 19, 2026, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/4550 "2026-01-19T12:49:40Z")
Three Stooges selfie?
With those knuckleheads? That’s a
Real cluster nyuk
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### Author:  [@pjd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pjd)
#### Post date: [January 19, 2026, 3:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/4551 "2026-01-19T15:11:57Z")
Real cluster nyuk
was the name of my first band,
in which I played drums.
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### Author:  [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)
#### Post date: [January 20, 2026, 11:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/4552 "2026-01-20T23:05:28Z")
In which I played drums
(the band, that is) lacked talent;
no rock stars were we!
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### Author:  [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)
#### Post date: [January 22, 2026, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/4553 "2026-01-22T01:21:13Z")
No rock stars were we
Trash a hotel room? We just
Left the bed unmade
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### Author:  [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)
#### Post date: [January 22, 2026, 1:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/4554 "2026-01-22T01:25:11Z")
Left the bed unmade,
Shuffled out to the kitchen,
Made me some French toast.
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### Author:  [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)
#### Post date: [January 25, 2026, 5:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/4555 "2026-01-25T05:35:51Z")
Made me some French toast,
hash browns, grits and crisp bacon;
pass the coffee, please.
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### Author:  [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)
#### Post date: [January 25, 2026, 1:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/4556 "2026-01-25T13:27:40Z")
Pass the coffee, please
You don’t need any, 'cause you’ll
Pee like a racehorse
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### Author:  [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)
#### Post date: [January 27, 2026, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/4557 "2026-01-27T19:55:52Z")
Pee like a racehorse?
That’s not on my agenda,
but my plans _could_ change
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### Author:  [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)
#### Post date: [January 29, 2026, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/4558 "2026-01-29T17:30:59Z")
But my plans could change
Without a moment’s notice
If I’m in a mood
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### Author:  [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)
#### Post date: [January 30, 2026, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/4559 "2026-01-30T18:08:26Z")
If I’m in a mood,
I could be a naughty lad,
but not today, thanks.
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### Author:  [@Gordon\_G](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gordon_G)
#### Post date: [January 31, 2026, 12:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/4560 "2026-01-31T12:33:18Z")
But not today, thanks.
Nor even for tomorrow ☹
My doctor’s order.
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