# Haiku Madness Part Deux
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141
**Category:** Thread Games
**Created:** [October 3, 2020, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141 "2020-10-03T19:26:56Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 229
### Author:  [@Bayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bayaker)
#### Post date: [January 31, 2026, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/4561 "2026-01-31T16:54:03Z")
My doctor’s order
For wings arrived during my
Colonoscopy
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### Author:  [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)
#### Post date: [February 1, 2026, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/4562 "2026-02-01T02:51:21Z")
Colonoscopy:
They give you a screen to watch.
The drugs do nothing.
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### Author:  [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)
#### Post date: [February 1, 2026, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/4563 "2026-02-01T02:54:58Z")
The drugs do nothing
Talking 'bout these generic
Pills named “Placebo”
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### Author:  [@thorny\_locust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thorny_locust)
#### Post date: [February 1, 2026, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/4564 "2026-02-01T16:37:06Z")
Pills named “Placebo”.
No, I don’t know why they chose
That name for their dog.
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### Author:  [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)
#### Post date: [February 2, 2026, 5:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/4565 "2026-02-02T05:42:52Z")
That name for their dog
wasn’t Fido, Spot or Bob;
I forget it now.
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### Author:  [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)
#### Post date: [February 2, 2026, 12:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/4566 "2026-02-02T12:21:54Z")
I forget it now
What is recommended if
Your pants are on fire?
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### Author:  [@Bayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bayaker)
#### Post date: [February 2, 2026, 12:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/4567 "2026-02-02T12:47:59Z")
Your pants are on fire,
And there’s burning in my loins.
Let’s do it right now!
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### Author:  [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)
#### Post date: [February 3, 2026, 4:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/4568 "2026-02-03T04:32:03Z")
“Let’s do it right now!,”
said I, then “Oh, yes, why not?”
said she; bliss came next.
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### Author:  [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)
#### Post date: [February 3, 2026, 12:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/4569 "2026-02-03T12:37:58Z")
She said Bliss came next
And I said why do you give
Your kids such weird names?
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### Author:  [@thorny\_locust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thorny_locust)
#### Post date: [February 3, 2026, 3:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/4570 "2026-02-03T15:26:26Z")
Your kids’ such weird names
Are entirely normal
Where they will soon live.
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### Author:  [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)
#### Post date: [February 3, 2026, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/4571 "2026-02-03T17:20:17Z")
Where they will soon live
The voices of ancestors
Speak through the night frogs.
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### Author:  [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)
#### Post date: [February 3, 2026, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/4572 "2026-02-03T17:52:06Z")
Speak through the night, frogs
Because when the morning comes,
Froglegs for breakfast
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### Author:  [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)
#### Post date: [February 4, 2026, 4:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/4573 "2026-02-04T04:05:25Z")
Frog legs for breakfast
is a fav’rite of those all those
sparrows by moonlight
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### Author:  [@Gordon\_G](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gordon_G)
#### Post date: [February 11, 2026, 11:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/4574 "2026-02-11T11:33:44Z")
Sparrows by moonlight?
Composers would rather try
Night-time sugar-dolls.
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### Author:  [@thorny\_locust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thorny_locust)
#### Post date: [February 11, 2026, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/4575 "2026-02-11T15:21:57Z")
Night-time, sugar-dolls.
If you won’t go to bed now
I’ll call you weird names.
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### Author:  [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)
#### Post date: [February 11, 2026, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/4576 "2026-02-11T15:49:25Z")
I’ll call you weird names
Like, for example, the one
Your mama gave you
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### Author:  [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)
#### Post date: [February 12, 2026, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/4577 "2026-02-12T02:48:50Z")
Your mama gave you
A bratty baby brother
To play sly tricks on
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### Author:  [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)
#### Post date: [February 12, 2026, 5:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/4578 "2026-02-12T05:47:19Z")
To play sly tricks on
Great Aunt Edna, I suggest
you get up early!
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### Author:  [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)
#### Post date: [February 12, 2026, 12:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/4579 "2026-02-12T12:33:45Z")
You get up early
Get out of bed, and drag a
Comb across your head
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### Author:  [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)
#### Post date: [February 12, 2026, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/4580 "2026-02-12T15:13:55Z")
Comb across your head
I am the Eggman Rooster
Cock a doodle do
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