# Haiku Madness Part Deux
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141
**Category:** Thread Games
**Created:** [October 3, 2020, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141 "2020-10-03T19:26:56Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 230
### Author:  [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)
#### Post date: [February 12, 2026, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/4581 "2026-02-12T18:15:04Z")
Cock a doodle doo?
That bird is just so confused.
Shut up, stupid duck.
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### Author:  [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)
#### Post date: [February 13, 2026, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/4582 "2026-02-13T15:55:56Z")
Shut up, stupid duck.
You quack entirely too much.
I’ll tie your bill shut!
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### Author:  [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)
#### Post date: [February 15, 2026, 5:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/4583 "2026-02-15T05:23:13Z")
“I’ll tie your Bill shut,”
Liz Cheney told Hillary,
but then he escaped.
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### Author:  [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)
#### Post date: [February 18, 2026, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/4584 "2026-02-18T15:35:36Z")
But then he escaped
When Otis grabbed the key and
Opened the cell door
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### Author:  [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)
#### Post date: [February 20, 2026, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/4585 "2026-02-20T17:19:49Z")
Opened: the cell door
Closed: my big fat jailbird mouth
Pleased: Sheriff Nanette
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### Author:  [@Gordon\_G](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gordon_G)
#### Post date: [February 21, 2026, 10:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/4586 "2026-02-21T10:11:09Z")
Pleased Sheriff Nanette!
She loosens the straps slightly
I must please her more.
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### Author:  [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)
#### Post date: [February 22, 2026, 5:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/4587 "2026-02-22T05:22:09Z")
_I must please her more,_
I thought, and all in good time,
Susan married me.
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### Author:  [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)
#### Post date: [February 22, 2026, 11:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/4588 "2026-02-22T11:52:38Z")
Susan married me
Which came as quite a shock to
Her other husband
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### Author:  [@Gordon\_G](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gordon_G)
#### Post date: [February 24, 2026, 12:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/4589 "2026-02-24T12:09:23Z")
Her other husband
was not the culprit either.
Watch _Mare of EastTown_ !
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### Author:  [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)
#### Post date: [February 24, 2026, 1:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/4590 "2026-02-24T13:17:41Z")
Watch _Mare of EastTown_?
Is that one of those British
Murder mysteries?
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### Author:  [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)
#### Post date: [February 24, 2026, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/4591 "2026-02-24T14:24:19Z")
Murder mysteries
Are fun to watch but not fun
To be a part of.
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### Author:  [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)
#### Post date: [February 24, 2026, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/4592 "2026-02-24T15:10:38Z")
To be a part of
A conjoined at the hips pair
Please double my fun!
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### Author:  [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)
#### Post date: [February 25, 2026, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/4593 "2026-02-25T21:17:51Z")
“Please double my fun,”
I asked Chang and Eng Bunker,
and of course they did!
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### Author:  [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)
#### Post date: [February 26, 2026, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/4594 "2026-02-26T00:12:40Z")
And of course they did!
Left foot Hokey Pokey in
The Mustang’s back seat
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### Author:  [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)
#### Post date: [February 26, 2026, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/4595 "2026-02-26T00:25:06Z")
The mustang’s back seat
Uncomfortably located
Behind the saddle
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### Author:  [@Bayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bayaker)
#### Post date: [February 26, 2026, 1:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/4596 "2026-02-26T13:06:46Z")
Behind the saddle
Is where you put your bedroll.
Strap it down tightly.
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### Author:  [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)
#### Post date: [February 26, 2026, 1:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/4597 "2026-02-26T13:35:13Z")
Strap it down tightly
Give it a slap and say, that
Ain’t goin’ nowhere
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### Author:  [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)
#### Post date: [February 27, 2026, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/4598 "2026-02-27T16:51:53Z")
Ain’t goin’ nowhere.
Just setting up the hammock
With naps on my mind.
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### Author:  [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)
#### Post date: [February 28, 2026, 12:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/4599 "2026-02-28T12:59:23Z")
With naps on my mind
I just run my vacuum in
Just one direction
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### Author:  [@thorny\_locust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thorny_locust)
#### Post date: [February 28, 2026, 1:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/4600 "2026-02-28T13:16:25Z")
Just one direction
Will take us out of here; but
Do we want to go?
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