# Haiku Madness Part Deux
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141
**Category:** Thread Games
**Created:** [October 3, 2020, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141 "2020-10-03T19:26:56Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 232
### Author:  [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)
#### Post date: [March 16, 2026, 12:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/4621 "2026-03-16T12:57:50Z")
_I’m glad you picked up on that!_
Says Harry Nilsson
But here’s looking at you there,
Brigitte Nielsen, wow!
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### Author:  [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)
#### Post date: [March 16, 2026, 2:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/4622 "2026-03-16T14:13:59Z")
Brigitte Nielsen, wow!
Boobs of pristine stainless steel
Bonked Sly AND Arnie
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### Author:  [@solost](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/solost)
#### Post date: [March 16, 2026, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/4623 "2026-03-16T14:23:16Z")
‘Bonked Sly AND Arnie’
Is not a club membership
To be too proud of
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### Author:  [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)
#### Post date: [March 16, 2026, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/4624 "2026-03-16T16:36:15Z")
To be too proud of
Sly and Arnie are now old
What a way to go!
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### Author:  [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)
#### Post date: [March 16, 2026, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/4625 "2026-03-16T16:55:16Z")
What a way to go!
Oak Street instead of Maple??
Freakin’ Google Maps!
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### Author:  [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)
#### Post date: [March 16, 2026, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/4626 "2026-03-16T17:01:09Z")
Freakin’ Google Maps!
We nav now much diff’rently
Who asks directions???
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### Author:  [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)
#### Post date: [March 16, 2026, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/4627 "2026-03-16T18:35:15Z")
Who asks directions???
Just finding it is faster
Even if it’s not
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### Author:  [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)
#### Post date: [March 17, 2026, 8:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/4628 "2026-03-17T08:12:41Z")
Even if it’s not…
… findable, you can web search
And try to find it
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### Author:  [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)
#### Post date: [March 17, 2026, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/4629 "2026-03-17T14:49:42Z")
And try to find it
The rainbow and pot of gold
I will one bright day
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### Author:  [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)
#### Post date: [March 17, 2026, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/4630 "2026-03-17T17:23:33Z")
I will one bright day
Find the rainbow connection.
Come find it with me.
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### Author:  [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)
#### Post date: [March 18, 2026, 11:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/4631 "2026-03-18T11:29:55Z")
Come find It with me.
I’ll check over here, while you
Look down this storm drain.
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### Author:  [@thorny\_locust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thorny_locust)
#### Post date: [March 18, 2026, 11:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/4632 "2026-03-18T23:52:44Z")
Look down this storm drain.
Is that a kitten? I think
We’d best get it out.
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### Author:  [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)
#### Post date: [March 19, 2026, 5:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/4633 "2026-03-19T05:14:16Z")
We’d best get it out.
But if it’s stuck, yeah, it’s STUCK!
Extraction tools time!
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### Author:  [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)
#### Post date: [March 19, 2026, 11:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/4634 "2026-03-19T11:43:58Z")
Extraction tools time!
Are not the words you want to
Hear from your dentist
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### Author:  [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)
#### Post date: [March 19, 2026, 2:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/4635 "2026-03-19T14:12:53Z")
Hear from your dentist
Or maybe proctologist
Bend over, and cough
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### Author:  [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)
#### Post date: [March 20, 2026, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/4636 "2026-03-20T20:31:27Z")
“Bend over and cough”:
bad phrase to start a date with,
so I never have.
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### Author:  [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)
#### Post date: [March 20, 2026, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/4637 "2026-03-20T22:18:31Z")
So I never have
Ever watched The Godfather
Okay, I just lied
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### Author:  [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)
#### Post date: [March 20, 2026, 10:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/4638 "2026-03-20T22:34:26Z")
Okay, I just lied
Down in a flowery glade.
The ants weren’t happy.
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### Author:  [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)
#### Post date: [March 20, 2026, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/4639 "2026-03-20T22:48:48Z")
The ants weren’t happy
But the aardvark really was
LOVED the Pink Panther!
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### Author:  [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)
#### Post date: [March 21, 2026, 3:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/4640 "2026-03-21T03:12:59Z")
Loved the Pink Panther,
but hated the Pink Lion;
I’m funny that way.
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