# Haiku Madness Part Deux **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [October 3, 2020, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141 "2020-10-03T19:26:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 233
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2026, 6:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/4641 "2026-03-21T06:23:05Z")
I’m funny that way With a funny bone to match But, not bone-headed ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2026, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/4642 "2026-03-21T18:44:24Z")
But not bone-headed? Absent a skull, aren’t we all Just mushy brain-heads? ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2026, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/4643 "2026-03-21T19:27:49Z")
Just mushy brain-heads It’s gray matter between our ears But are the lights on? ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2026, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/4644 "2026-03-21T20:13:34Z")
But are the lights on? The stove? The coffee pot? I Should have double-checked ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2026, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/4645 "2026-03-21T21:46:53Z")
Should have double-checked What world I was landing on Can’t be the right one ---
**Author:** ![thorny\_locust](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thorny_locust/32/431_2.png) [@thorny\_locust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thorny_locust)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2026, 11:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/4646 "2026-03-21T23:05:41Z")
Can’t be the right. One wrong turn and now I’m so lost; I’ll try a left here. wr ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2026, 11:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/4647 "2026-03-21T23:32:20Z")
I’ll try a left here A left at Albuquerque? Ehh… hey… What’s up doc? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2026, 11:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/4648 "2026-03-21T23:39:53Z")
Ehh…hey… “What’s Up, Doc?” Funny movie! And Streisand? Really, really hot. ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2026, 11:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/4649 "2026-03-21T23:48:28Z")
Really, really hot? How ‘bout _The Lincoln Lawyer_? Becki Newton? **HOT.** ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2026, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/4650 "2026-03-24T19:23:58Z")
Becki Newton? **HOT** And Thandiwe Newton? **HOT** Nuked fig Newtons? **HOT**! ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2026, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/4651 "2026-03-24T21:29:15Z")
Nuked fig Newtons? **HOT**! Here’s the tricky part — Big…Fig Newtons, ONE MORE TIME! ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2026, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/4652 "2026-03-25T02:07:21Z")
Newtons, one more time? But sir, I’m on a diet I’ll take Diet Coke ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2026, 4:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/4653 "2026-03-25T04:17:43Z")
I’ll take Diet Coke before I’ll drink rat poison; it’s a close call, though. ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2026, 6:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/4654 "2026-03-25T06:08:02Z")
It’s a close call, though Exclamations only thread! Lives for 3+ years ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2026, 10:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/4655 "2026-03-25T22:37:39Z")
Lives for 3+ years – is it cheetah or camel In that Overwatch? ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2026, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/4656 "2026-03-26T14:37:06Z")
In that overwatch Lies an overbearing soul Sole mate or soulmate? ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2026, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/4657 "2026-03-26T16:24:59Z")
Sole mate or soulmate? I have a big shoe fetish I love my Dockers ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2026, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/4658 "2026-03-26T19:58:50Z")
I love my Dockers Tighty whities? Or boxers? Please, just no Speedos! ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2026, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/4659 "2026-03-26T21:24:04Z")
Please, just no Speedos! So I’m wearing my t-back But it’s on backwards ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2026, 4:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/4660 "2026-03-27T04:31:51Z")
But it’s on backwards. Uh… “butt,” or “but”? Good question; how I wish I knew! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141.md?page=232) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141.md?page=234)