# Haiku Madness Part Deux **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [October 3, 2020, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141 "2020-10-03T19:26:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 236
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2026, 11:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/4701 "2026-04-13T23:33:17Z")
But you’re no Wookie You can’t cantina boogie Unless you’re bizarre ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2026, 11:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/4702 "2026-04-13T23:59:03Z")
Unless you’re bizarre Or spell your name backasswards You can’t join this club ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2026, 12:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/4703 "2026-04-14T00:43:17Z")
You can’t join this club Club Med, Club Fed, or Club Dead? The choice is all yours ---
**Author:** ![Bayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bayaker/32/3454_2.png) [@Bayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bayaker)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2026, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/4704 "2026-04-14T14:42:26Z")
The choice is all yours, And of thirty-one flavors You pick vanilla? ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2026, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/4705 "2026-04-14T18:22:25Z")
You pick Vanilla Ice? And you think he’ll rock your Mic like a vandal? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2026, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/4706 "2026-04-17T20:08:32Z")
Mic, like a Vandal, was quite naughty and sacked Rome. Don’t do _that_ again! ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2026, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/4707 "2026-04-17T21:40:09Z")
“Don’t do _that_ again” Not what I wanted to hear On my wedding night ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2026, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/4708 "2026-04-17T23:30:25Z")
Just a note to wish everyone a happy National Haiku Day. And, thanks to all who participate in this thread. mmm ---
**Author:** ![thorny\_locust](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thorny_locust/32/431_2.png) [@thorny\_locust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thorny_locust)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2026, 11:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/4709 "2026-04-17T23:38:59Z")
On my wedding night We celebrated Haiku And all those who love. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2026, 4:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/4710 "2026-04-18T04:19:33Z")
Thanks, **MMM**! And all those who love writing haiku are my friends; glad to be with you! ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2026, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/4711 "2026-04-18T14:45:42Z")
Glad to be with you! 'Twas National Haiku Day! Thanks to **MMM!** ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2026, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/4712 "2026-04-18T14:58:58Z")
Thanks to **MMM,** Who gave us polls we can all Argue fitfully. ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2026, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/4713 "2026-04-18T16:06:31Z")
Argue fitfully We’re Dopers, that’s what we do! See, BBQ Pit? ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2026, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/4714 "2026-04-18T16:25:24Z")
See, BBQ Pit? No, but I sure can smell it And the noise assaults ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2026, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/4715 "2026-04-18T18:11:57Z")
And the noise assaults That’s why I carry earplugs I always have them ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2026, 11:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/4716 "2026-04-18T23:22:03Z")
I always have them Right here, by my side. Talkin’ About my elbows ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2026, 11:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/4717 "2026-04-18T23:49:03Z")
About my elbows, The less said about the skin, The less abashment. ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2026, 10:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/4718 "2026-04-19T10:40:36Z")
The less abashment, The more composure and poise Can I do it all? ---
**Author:** ![thorny\_locust](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thorny_locust/32/431_2.png) [@thorny\_locust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thorny_locust)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2026, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/4719 "2026-04-19T18:52:42Z")
Can I do it all? Not if I stay sitting here Just reading the Dope. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2026, 10:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/4720 "2026-04-19T22:37:47Z")
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