# Haiku Madness Part Deux **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [October 3, 2020, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141 "2020-10-03T19:26:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 24
**Author:** ![The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_stainless_steel_rat/32/5727_2.png) [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stainless_Steel_Rat)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2021, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/461 "2021-04-23T17:06:22Z")
He opened more beer and ordered more delivered Six Pack not enough ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2021, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/462 "2021-04-23T17:21:33Z")
[“Six Pack”](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0084690/?ref_=nv_sr_srsg_0): not enough Diane Lane and much too much Kenny (ick) Rogers. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2021, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/463 "2021-04-23T21:28:53Z")
Kenny (ick) Rogers Lied about his middle name. He said it was “Ray”. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2021, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/464 "2021-04-23T22:31:09Z")
He said it was Ray Calling from State Farm. I said, “I think you mean Jake” ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2021, 9:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/465 "2021-04-24T21:44:49Z")
I think you mean, “Jake Has gone to the clearing at The end of the path.” ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2021, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/466 "2021-04-24T21:57:33Z")
The end of the path Is the start of the road and Here’s where we begin. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_stainless_steel_rat/32/5727_2.png) [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stainless_Steel_Rat)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2021, 10:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/467 "2021-04-24T22:00:17Z")
Here’s where we begin and now we fill the middle or maybe the end. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2021, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/468 "2021-04-25T22:31:03Z")
Or maybe “The End” Is the song 'twas thinking of But Doors or Beatles? ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2021, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/469 "2021-05-01T17:12:56Z")
But Doors or Beatles But not Monkees or Archies I’m pretty picky ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2021, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/470 "2021-05-01T20:49:26Z")
I’m pretty picky About the garbage I watch On television. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2021, 12:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/471 "2021-05-02T00:17:10Z")
On television, There 'pears to be a penguin. “Burma!” (I panicked.) ---
**Author:** ![The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_stainless_steel_rat/32/5727_2.png) [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stainless_Steel_Rat)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2021, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/472 "2021-05-02T01:22:19Z")
“Burma!” (I panicked.) signs all along the highway all for shaving cream ---
**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2021, 4:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/473 "2021-05-03T04:39:42Z")
All for shaving cream – 'twill make you be nice and clean and always look keen! ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2021, 9:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/474 "2021-05-03T09:42:03Z")
“And always look keen” Wally said to the Beaver “Don’t be a big goof” ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2021, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/475 "2021-05-03T17:33:48Z")
Don’t be a big Goof! Mickey and Donald agree. Always be yourself. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2021, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/476 "2021-05-03T18:01:26Z")
Always be yourself I said as I put on my Thong and combat boots ---
**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2021, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/477 "2021-05-03T18:15:18Z")
Thong and combat boots Binding together mem’ries Of life years ago ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2021, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/478 "2021-05-03T20:22:22Z")
Of life years ago: The Pleistocene Era was Home to the Mammoth. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_stainless_steel_rat/32/5727_2.png) [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stainless_Steel_Rat)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2021, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/479 "2021-05-03T20:26:54Z")
Home to the Mammoth long past Ice Age Elephant Found in Museums. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2021, 10:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/480 "2021-05-03T22:23:12Z")
Found in museums And at the old Jeopardy Podium - that’s Art! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141.md?page=23) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141.md?page=25)