# Haiku Madness Part Deux **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [October 3, 2020, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141 "2020-10-03T19:26:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 242
**Author:** ![thorny\_locust](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thorny_locust/32/431_2.png) [@thorny\_locust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thorny_locust)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2026, 2:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/4821 "2026-07-06T14:06:21Z")
Just Flintstones reruns? I think I’ll just go outside. Turn the TV off. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2026, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/4822 "2026-07-06T14:52:17Z")
Turn the TV off; There are dogs to be played with. Wrestling on the rug. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2026, 4:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/4823 "2026-07-07T04:27:19Z")
Wrestling on the rug? My Great Aunt Edna loves to! Yes, she’s an odd duck. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2026, 10:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/4824 "2026-07-07T10:39:39Z")
Yes, she’s an odd duck Most definitely quackers Daffy as a loon ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2026, 12:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/4825 "2026-07-07T12:43:26Z")
Daffy as a loon: No longer _woo-hoo, woo-hoo_s. Gets shot regardless. ---
**Author:** ![thorny\_locust](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thorny_locust/32/431_2.png) [@thorny\_locust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thorny_locust)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2026, 1:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/4826 "2026-07-07T13:35:45Z")
Gets shot, regardless Of anti vaccination Propaganda lies. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2026, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/4827 "2026-07-07T16:37:08Z")
Propaganda lies Only are the very weak-willed Fooled by that old gag ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2026, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/4828 "2026-07-07T18:07:22Z")
Fooled by that old gag Bugs Bunny wearing a dress Won’t fool me again ---
**Author:** ![thorny\_locust](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thorny_locust/32/431_2.png) [@thorny\_locust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thorny_locust)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2026, 10:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/4829 "2026-07-07T22:37:04Z")
Won’t fool me again I said; but found I couldn’t Always avoid it. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2026, 11:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/4830 "2026-07-07T23:16:49Z")
Always avoid it Dat ol’ devilish moonshine Destroys your brain cells ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2026, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/4831 "2026-07-08T15:25:06Z")
Destroys your brain cells, Stiffens and pales your liver, So watch what you drink. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2026, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/4832 "2026-07-08T15:30:45Z")
So watch what you drink. Of course, your eyes’ll be crossed; Might ruin your shirt. ---
**Author:** ![thorny\_locust](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thorny_locust/32/431_2.png) [@thorny\_locust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thorny_locust)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2026, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/4833 "2026-07-08T17:52:18Z")
Might ruin your shirt Kneading like that; but he purrs And he is so cute! (I suppose it depends on how you pronounce ruin.) ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2026, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/4834 "2026-07-08T19:39:04Z")
And he is so cute! Elon Musk is to die for! Or send him crypto ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2026, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/4835 "2026-07-08T19:47:35Z")
Or send him crypto Or send Elon to a crypt Get out that darn O ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2026, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/4836 "2026-07-10T19:39:15Z")
Get out that darn O, and you just have twenty-five letters remaining ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2026, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/4837 "2026-07-11T03:33:48Z")
Letters remaining To be mailed; I suppose I Need these things called “stamps”? ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2026, 1:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/4838 "2026-07-11T13:20:59Z")
Need these things called “stamps”? In days of yore, those “Green Stamps” Got me lots of loot ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2026, 1:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/4839 "2026-07-11T13:22:17Z")
Got me lots of loot Will double or triple it Heading to Vegas ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2026, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/4840 "2026-07-11T15:19:36Z")
Heading to Vegas. Plan to drink myself to death, Like Nicholas Cage. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141.md?page=241) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141.md?page=243)