# Haiku Madness Part Deux **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [October 3, 2020, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141 "2020-10-03T19:26:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 25
**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2021, 4:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/481 "2021-05-06T04:35:42Z")
Podium – that’s art! Or maybe it’s something else. I don’t really know. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2021, 8:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/482 "2021-05-06T08:37:19Z")
I don’t really know How many licks it takes to Eat a Tootsie-Pop. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2021, 9:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/483 "2021-05-06T09:58:02Z")
Eat a Tootsie-Pop While thinking, “what a weird-ass Name for a candy” ---
**Author:** ![The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_stainless_steel_rat/32/5727_2.png) [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stainless_Steel_Rat)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2021, 1:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/484 "2021-05-06T13:03:50Z")
Name for a candy Do not eat Butterfingers have Snickers instead ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2021, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/485 "2021-05-06T18:41:27Z")
Have Snickers instead. You know you get cranky when You have not eaten. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2021, 10:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/486 "2021-05-06T22:19:04Z")
You have not eaten Any of your broccoli You are _not_ excused ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2021, 12:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/487 "2021-05-07T00:31:50Z")
You are _not_ excused From Boy’s Gym Class because it’s Your time of the month! 🙄 ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2021, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/488 "2021-05-09T01:34:08Z")
Your time of the month To pay that land-line phone bill Ha ha, sucker! ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2021, 9:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/489 "2021-05-10T09:24:32Z")
Ha ha, sucker! I’ve stolen a syllable From my own first line! ---
**Author:** ![thorny\_locust](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thorny_locust/32/431_2.png) [@thorny\_locust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thorny_locust)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2021, 2:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/490 "2021-05-10T14:01:29Z")
From my own first line To the last one said by you Was not very long. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_stainless_steel_rat/32/5727_2.png) [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stainless_Steel_Rat)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2021, 2:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/491 "2021-05-10T14:13:36Z")
Was not very long Not the line at the market that was way too long. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2021, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/492 "2021-05-10T14:23:22Z")
That was way too long - I know you’re proud of it, but Enough is enough. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2021, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/493 "2021-05-10T14:45:19Z")
“Enough is enough”: Aptly named sub-title of Streisand/Summer tune. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2021, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/494 "2021-05-10T18:27:59Z")
Streisand - Summer tune From _The Way We Were_: “Summer Me, Winter Me” - great! ---
**Author:** ![thorny\_locust](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thorny_locust/32/431_2.png) [@thorny\_locust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thorny_locust)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2021, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/495 "2021-05-10T18:34:36Z")
Me, Winter Me - great chance to catch up farmer’s sleep! Most years, visits, too. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2021, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/496 "2021-05-12T22:16:33Z")
Most years visits too Many to count (trips to see My psychiatrist) ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2021, 10:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/497 "2021-05-12T22:20:32Z")
My psychiatrist Says he’s allergic to me - It’s because I’m nuts. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_stainless_steel_rat/32/5727_2.png) [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stainless_Steel_Rat)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2021, 11:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/498 "2021-05-12T23:48:45Z")
It’s because I’m nuts. But not acorns or walnuts pecans are real deal ---
**Author:** ![thorny\_locust](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thorny_locust/32/431_2.png) [@thorny\_locust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thorny_locust)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2021, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/499 "2021-05-13T01:37:30Z")
pecans are real deal say the signs on the roadside entering Georgia. ---
**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2021, 3:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/500 "2021-05-13T03:40:41Z")
Entering Georgia Can be done from either way – The north or the south. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141.md?page=24) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141.md?page=26)