# Haiku Madness Part Deux **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [October 3, 2020, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141 "2020-10-03T19:26:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 27
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2021, 1:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/521 "2021-05-22T13:37:51Z")
Pulled the wrong finger As a result, Grandpa has A mess in his pants ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2021, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/522 "2021-05-22T15:01:05Z")
A mess in his pants: The least of Baby’s worries. Now, where’s that nipple? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2021, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/523 "2021-05-22T15:34:05Z")
Now, where’s that nipple? Justin had to plan it quick - Janet was exposed. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2021, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/524 "2021-05-22T23:30:55Z")
Janet was exposed, So Chrissy looked away. Jack Couldn’t help himself. ---
**Author:** ![thorny\_locust](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thorny_locust/32/431_2.png) [@thorny\_locust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thorny_locust)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2021, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/525 "2021-05-23T00:15:00Z")
Couldn’t help himself Was what Jack said. But the judge wouldn’t buy that one. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2021, 11:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/526 "2021-05-23T11:11:19Z")
“Wouldn’t buy that one” I said, as I side-eyed a Stanky cantaloupe ---
**Author:** ![The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_stainless_steel_rat/32/5727_2.png) [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stainless_Steel_Rat)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2021, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/527 "2021-05-23T23:26:45Z")
Skanky Canteloupe Sitting on the closest shelf with the lutefish ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2021, 11:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/528 "2021-05-26T11:06:13Z")
With the lutefish Jamming with the fiddler crab And trumpeter swan ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2021, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/529 "2021-05-26T14:48:51Z")
And trumpeter swan Sang out her saddest news: “Our Sebastian is gone!” [Samuel E. Wright, voice of Sebastian on _The Little Mermaid_ has passed away from prostate cancer at the age of 74.] ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2021, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/530 "2021-05-29T17:18:42Z")
Sebastian is gone And should he ever return We’ll sing “Welcome Back.” ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2021, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/531 "2021-05-29T23:30:54Z")
We’ll sing “Welcome Back.” As soon as Mr. Kotter Learns some better jokes. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2021, 12:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/532 "2021-05-30T00:37:14Z")
Learns some better jokes Drives manual transmission Taught my dog new tricks ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2021, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/533 "2021-05-30T01:20:14Z")
Taught my dog new tricks Like barking “The Love Boat” theme. RIP Captain Stubing ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2021, 11:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/534 "2021-05-30T11:47:30Z")
RIP Captain Stubing And Murray, you’ll reconnect With Chuckles the Clown ---
**Author:** ![The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_stainless_steel_rat/32/5727_2.png) [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stainless_Steel_Rat)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2021, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/535 "2021-05-31T00:32:37Z")
With Chuckles the Clown Everything is humorous In Minnesota ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2021, 3:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/536 "2021-05-31T03:46:22Z")
In Minnesota Soft drinks are small. That’s why it’s Called Minnesota. ---
**Author:** ![thorny\_locust](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thorny_locust/32/431_2.png) [@thorny\_locust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thorny_locust)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2021, 12:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/537 "2021-05-31T12:28:52Z")
Called Minnesota Years ago, was expensive. Now it’s all flat rate. ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2021, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/538 "2021-05-31T22:28:55Z")
Now it’s all flat rate, À la Herman Cain and his 9-9-9…mmm, Pizza! ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2021, 9:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/539 "2021-06-01T09:49:40Z")
(fixed the syllables) 9-9 mmm, pizza Thought I could eat a hundred But last one was meh ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2021, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/540 "2021-06-01T15:46:03Z")
But last one was meh, I find I’m not looking to Watch the next movie. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141.md?page=26) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141.md?page=28)