# Haiku Madness Part Deux **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [October 3, 2020, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141 "2020-10-03T19:26:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 28
**Author:** ![The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_stainless_steel_rat/32/5727_2.png) [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stainless_Steel_Rat)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2021, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/541 "2021-06-01T15:51:59Z")
Watch the next movie Theaters reopening Buttered popcorn time! ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2021, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/542 "2021-06-01T16:30:47Z")
Buttered popcorn time! Peanut butter jelly time! Brussels sprouts time? No. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2021, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/543 "2021-06-01T17:58:18Z")
Brussels sprouts time? No, For every day’s Sprouts Day When you are in love. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2021, 11:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/544 "2021-06-01T23:01:09Z")
When you are in love There is not a wrong way to Load the dishwasher ---
**Author:** ![The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_stainless_steel_rat/32/5727_2.png) [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stainless_Steel_Rat)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2021, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/545 "2021-06-02T23:51:30Z")
Load the Dishwasher Cups, Saucers, Plates and Silverware All needing cleaning ---
**Author:** ![thorny\_locust](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thorny_locust/32/431_2.png) [@thorny\_locust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thorny_locust)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2021, 1:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/546 "2021-06-03T13:20:08Z")
All needing cleaning Said the mother cat, washing All of those kittens. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2021, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/547 "2021-06-04T01:22:41Z")
All of those kittens And I don’t have a single Stinkin’ ball of yarn ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2021, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/548 "2021-06-04T01:22:48Z")
All of those kittens Will soon be cats, which means more Kittens. Please, spay, neuter. ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2021, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/549 "2021-06-04T01:24:18Z")
_Ninjaed!!_ Stinking’ ball of yarn Don’t work well as dental floss. Smelly mittens? Yes! ---
**Author:** ![The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_stainless_steel_rat/32/5727_2.png) [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stainless_Steel_Rat)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2021, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/550 "2021-06-04T01:31:07Z")
Smelly Mittens? yes Doing sewer repair in Michigan Winter ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2021, 10:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/551 "2021-06-04T10:28:42Z")
Michigan winter I’ve seen 63 of them I can drive in snow ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2021, 11:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/552 "2021-06-04T11:01:38Z")
I can drive in snow. The question is: why am I Golfing in winter? ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2021, 11:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/553 "2021-06-04T11:28:19Z")
Golfing in winter Snowmobiling in summer I need seasoning ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2021, 12:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/554 "2021-06-04T12:12:38Z")
I need seasoning For my new cast iron pan. New? Well, it’s new to me. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2021, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/555 "2021-06-04T20:25:04Z")
Well, it’s new to me - But there’s still no flying cars. Where are the sky cars? ---
**Author:** ![The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_stainless_steel_rat/32/5727_2.png) [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stainless_Steel_Rat)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2021, 3:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/556 "2021-06-05T03:50:42Z")
Where are the sky cars? promised but not delivered Gravity still King ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2021, 10:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/557 "2021-06-05T10:39:06Z")
Gravity still king Of all laws. You can suck it, Thermodynamics ---
**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2021, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/558 "2021-06-07T20:35:12Z")
Thermodynamics – Most likely reason for the Universe’s death ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2021, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/559 "2021-06-08T21:08:53Z")
Universe’s death Will hopefully not happen Before I retire ---
**Author:** ![The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_stainless_steel_rat/32/5727_2.png) [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stainless_Steel_Rat)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2021, 1:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/560 "2021-06-09T01:08:23Z")
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