# Haiku Madness Part Deux **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [October 3, 2020, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141 "2020-10-03T19:26:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 30
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2021, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/581 "2021-06-21T22:41:09Z")
Definitive work Of the Beatles? I’ll go with Mean Mr. Mustard ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2021, 12:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/582 "2021-06-22T00:04:19Z")
Mean Mr. Mustard: Nasty to hot dogs, unlike Nice Mr. Ketchup. ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2021, 1:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/583 "2021-06-22T01:32:40Z")
Nice Mr. Ketchup Is the Dr. Jekyll to Horrid Hyde: _Catsup_ 😬 ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2021, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/584 "2021-06-22T14:35:50Z")
Horrid Hyde: Catsup All over Jackie’s jacket. Not Kelso’s blunder. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2021, 11:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/585 "2021-06-25T11:00:41Z")
Not Kelso’s blunder (don’t know That 70s Show, had to Google it) ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2021, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/586 "2021-06-26T15:58:57Z")
Had to Google It, Used to Ask Jeeves, Now Bing It - Free Information! ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2021, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/587 "2021-06-26T17:12:19Z")
Free information: Do not wear Crocs when walking On molten lava ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2021, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/588 "2021-06-26T22:07:45Z")
On “molten lava”: It’s redundant, as lava Is, by def., molten. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_stainless_steel_rat/32/5727_2.png) [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stainless_Steel_Rat)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2021, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/589 "2021-06-28T01:52:48Z")
Is, by def., molten. so then what term do we use for Baked Alaska? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2021, 1:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/590 "2021-06-28T01:59:52Z")
For Baked Alaska, Just observe Sarah Palin; She was mostly drunk. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2021, 9:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/591 "2021-06-28T09:46:03Z")
She was “Mostly Drunk” That was the light that flashed on Her breathalyzer ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2021, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/592 "2021-07-02T19:43:50Z")
Her breathalyzer Showed way too much vodka, or Not enough tonic ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2021, 10:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/593 "2021-07-02T22:46:35Z")
Not enough tonic To make my hair straighten out. Remember Buckwheat? ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2021, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/594 "2021-07-03T01:58:54Z")
Remember: Buckwheat Noodles for the delicious Cold soup, Mul-naengmyeon. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_stainless_steel_rat/32/5727_2.png) [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stainless_Steel_Rat)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2021, 12:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/595 "2021-07-04T00:28:50Z")
Cold soup, Mul-naengmyeon Good food for hungry Korean meal is tasty. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2021, 10:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/596 "2021-07-04T10:44:03Z")
Repaired (I think): Mul-naengmyeon Korean meal is tasty Good food for hungry ---
**Author:** ![The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_stainless_steel_rat/32/5727_2.png) [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stainless_Steel_Rat)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2021, 2:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/597 "2021-07-04T14:04:44Z")
Yep, got my 5’s and 7’s confused. Continue with “Good food for hungry” ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2021, 2:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/598 "2021-07-04T14:11:21Z")
Good food for hungry Dogs: kibble, veggies, protein. Yum! Please pass the salt. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2021, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/599 "2021-07-04T15:27:30Z")
Yum! Please pass the salt It’ll make my swimming pool Taste like the Red Sea ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2021, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/600 "2021-07-04T15:34:54Z")
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