# Haiku Madness Part Deux **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [October 3, 2020, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141 "2020-10-03T19:26:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 31
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2021, 10:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/601 "2021-07-05T10:46:18Z")
The Almighty God Gets mad if you ask about Rocks too big to lift. ---
**Author:** ![thorny\_locust](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thorny_locust/32/431_2.png) [@thorny\_locust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thorny_locust)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2021, 12:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/602 "2021-07-05T12:34:16Z")
Rocks too big to lift Hills too steep for tractor work. Better woods than farm. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_stainless_steel_rat/32/5727_2.png) [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stainless_Steel_Rat)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2021, 2:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/603 "2021-07-05T14:21:09Z")
Better woods than farm stores Carbon Dioxide which Is good for us all. ---
**Author:** ![thorny\_locust](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thorny_locust/32/431_2.png) [@thorny\_locust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thorny_locust)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2021, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/604 "2021-07-05T14:31:52Z")
Is good for us all To know that proper farming Stores CO2 too. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2021, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/605 "2021-07-05T19:50:52Z")
Stores CO2 too Or is it CO tutu R2D2 too ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2021, 11:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/606 "2021-07-06T11:47:49Z")
R2D2 too Likes me and him and you, but Mainly 3PO. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_stainless_steel_rat/32/5727_2.png) [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stainless_Steel_Rat)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2021, 12:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/607 "2021-07-06T12:40:24Z")
Mainly 3PO Chatty Protocol Droid Star Wars Regular ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2021, 1:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/608 "2021-07-06T13:09:15Z")
Star Wars regular Anthony Daniels had a Shiny metal ass. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2021, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/609 "2021-07-06T21:12:20Z")
Shiny metal ass And my cyborg peen are things I don’t brag about ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2021, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/610 "2021-07-06T21:39:11Z")
I don’t brag about much, but my pen is SO large you won’t believe it ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2021, 8:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/611 "2021-07-07T08:27:19Z")
You won’t believe it When I tell you just how much I love eating clams. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_stainless_steel_rat/32/5727_2.png) [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stainless_Steel_Rat)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2021, 5:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/612 "2021-07-07T17:55:29Z")
I love eating clams The most harmless of seafood Lobsters have got claws ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2021, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/613 "2021-07-07T18:00:11Z")
Lobsters have got claws And the crabs are so crabby Guess I’ll eat seaweed ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2021, 10:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/614 "2021-07-07T22:26:30Z")
Guess I’ll eat seaweed. Carrageenan’s already Making your shake thick. ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2021, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/615 "2021-07-08T02:20:12Z")
Making your shake thick, Peanut butter sticks to mouth Roof. Now thake is shick. ---
**Author:** ![thorny\_locust](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thorny_locust/32/431_2.png) [@thorny\_locust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thorny_locust)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2021, 2:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/616 "2021-07-08T02:33:47Z")
Roof. Now thake is shick. Talking dog doing his best To be understood. ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2021, 4:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/617 "2021-07-08T04:52:08Z")
_Very nice!_ To be understood It is best to speak softly And hold a big stick. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2021, 10:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/618 "2021-07-08T10:48:54Z")
> [@thorny\_locust](#): > > Roof. Now thake is shick. > Talking dog doing his best > To be understood. Counting the original Haiku Madness thread, there have been more than 10,000 Haikus of Madness. This one may be the best. Props. mmm ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2021, 11:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/619 "2021-07-08T11:17:50Z")
“…and hold a big stick - Now swing it at the round thing!” - _Baseball For Dummies_ ---
**Author:** ![thorny\_locust](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thorny_locust/32/431_2.png) [@thorny\_locust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thorny_locust)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2021, 11:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/620 "2021-07-08T11:35:03Z")
> [@Oly](#): > > Very nice! > [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](#): > > This one may be the best. Thanks! – there’s others in here I like better, though. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141.md?page=30) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141.md?page=32)