# Haiku Madness Part Deux **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [October 3, 2020, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141 "2020-10-03T19:26:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 32
**Author:** ![The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_stainless_steel_rat/32/5727_2.png) [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stainless_Steel_Rat)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2021, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/621 "2021-07-08T17:44:17Z")
_Baseball for Dummies_ A book of instructions for those who do not know. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2021, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/622 "2021-07-08T22:25:50Z")
Those who do not know Jack are ruining it for Those of us who do ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2021, 11:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/623 "2021-07-08T23:55:48Z")
Those of us who do do do, don’t do the do with Those who don’t do do ---
**Author:** ![thorny\_locust](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thorny_locust/32/431_2.png) [@thorny\_locust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thorny_locust)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2021, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/624 "2021-07-09T00:06:07Z")
Those who don’t do, do Nothing, maybe? Maybe not; May do different things. (well, I pronounce different with two syllables. Maybe you do diff er ent things.) ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2021, 9:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/625 "2021-07-09T09:28:26Z")
> [@thorny\_locust](#): > > …May do different things. Allowed. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2021, 9:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/626 "2021-07-09T09:34:48Z")
May do different things Than April do. June do not Do that other thing . ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2021, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/627 "2021-07-10T00:45:28Z")
Do that other thing You did before, Baby, and Do it just like that. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_stainless_steel_rat/32/5727_2.png) [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stainless_Steel_Rat)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2021, 3:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/628 "2021-07-10T03:37:27Z")
Do it just like that but please not some otherways that would be kinky ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2021, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/629 "2021-07-10T21:43:14Z")
That would be kinky If my favorite spring toy Got bent – poor Slinky. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2021, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/630 "2021-07-11T20:16:50Z")
Got bent, poor Slinky His recovery will be One step at a time ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2021, 12:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/631 "2021-07-12T12:08:48Z")
One step at a time, Jesus. What?! You crippled me?! OK, one day then. ---
**Author:** ![thorny\_locust](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thorny_locust/32/431_2.png) [@thorny\_locust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thorny_locust)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2021, 12:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/632 "2021-07-12T12:25:03Z")
OK, one day then. We’ll see about the next day When we get to it. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2021, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/633 "2021-07-12T15:02:55Z")
When we get to it: Early version of catchphrase Get [a round tuit](https://www.etsy.com/listing/497411567/round-tuit-get-around-to-it-patch-546-2?gpla=1&gao=1&&utm_source=google&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=shopping_us_e-art_and_collectibles-fiber_arts-embroidery&utm_custom1=_k_EAIaIQobChMI0MXFruXd8QIVPopaBR1aIQHDEAQYBCABEgJ7gfD_BwE_k_&utm_content=go_12573072910_122305160769_507505624737_pla-545843129032_c__497411567_112530330&utm_custom2=12573072910&gclid=EAIaIQobChMI0MXFruXd8QIVPopaBR1aIQHDEAQYBCABEgJ7gfD_BwE). ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2021, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/634 "2021-07-12T16:29:17Z")
Get a round tuit And get it squared away or It might go pear-shaped. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_stainless_steel_rat/32/5727_2.png) [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stainless_Steel_Rat)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2021, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/635 "2021-07-12T16:40:48Z")
It might go pear-shaped which is a weird thing to be except for a pear. ---
**Author:** ![thorny\_locust](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thorny_locust/32/431_2.png) [@thorny\_locust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thorny_locust)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2021, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/636 "2021-07-12T16:55:40Z")
Except for a pear there was nothing there to eat. And she was a cat! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2021, 1:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/637 "2021-07-13T13:03:17Z")
And she was a cat, Then, suddenly, she was there: Prof. McGonagall! ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2021, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/638 "2021-07-13T19:03:16Z")
Prof. McGonagall Is Prof. McGoogle for me (no Harry P. fan) ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2021, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/639 "2021-07-14T01:45:17Z")
No Harry P. fan, I’m a Harry PP fan. No razors down south. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_stainless_steel_rat/32/5727_2.png) [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stainless_Steel_Rat)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2021, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/640 "2021-07-14T01:56:43Z")
no razors down south Everybody has long, thick, full beards Hairy conditions. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141.md?page=31) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141.md?page=33)