# Haiku Madness Part Deux **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [October 3, 2020, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141 "2020-10-03T19:26:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 33
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2021, 2:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/641 "2021-07-14T02:30:12Z")
Hairy conditions. 5-7-5 tangled up. Hey! We’re over here! ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2021, 10:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/642 "2021-07-14T10:35:09Z")
Hey! We’re over here! Nine syllable middle line? Thick full beards indeed ---
**Author:** ![thorny\_locust](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thorny_locust/32/431_2.png) [@thorny\_locust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thorny_locust)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2021, 1:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/643 "2021-07-14T13:06:19Z")
Thick full beards indeed Make those boys who can grow them Look like adult men. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2021, 2:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/644 "2021-07-14T14:07:46Z")
Look like adult men: Grow a beard like ZZ Top. [Calvin’s gonna try.](https://www.reddit.com/r/calvinandhobbes/comments/9bxd99/growing_a_beard/) ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2021, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/645 "2021-07-14T14:59:30Z")
Calvin’s gonna try To become President in 1923 ---
**Author:** ![The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_stainless_steel_rat/32/5727_2.png) [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stainless_Steel_Rat)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2021, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/646 "2021-07-15T02:38:13Z")
1923 New Leader after Hoover Always keeping cool ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2021, 9:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/647 "2021-07-15T09:47:01Z")
Always keeping cool But Cal _after_ Herb? Please check Your history book ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2021, 12:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/648 "2021-07-15T12:22:43Z")
Your history book Is steeped in the bias of Forward moving time. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2021, 1:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/649 "2021-07-15T13:38:48Z")
Forward moving time Is followed by bathing time Then lying down time ---
**Author:** ![The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_stainless_steel_rat/32/5727_2.png) [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stainless_Steel_Rat)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2021, 1:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/650 "2021-07-15T13:41:45Z")
Then lying down time Hoover instead of Harding Old brain was confused ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2021, 1:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/651 "2021-07-15T13:43:35Z")
Old brain was confused I tried to say “Pass the juice” But said “Shut up, jerk” ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2021, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/652 "2021-07-15T22:18:47Z")
But said “shut up, jerk” To the soda guy. Thought I Was being funny ---
**Author:** ![thorny\_locust](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thorny_locust/32/431_2.png) [@thorny\_locust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thorny_locust)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2021, 10:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/653 "2021-07-15T22:47:56Z")
Was being funny Only within my own head. Others glared at me. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2021, 9:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/654 "2021-07-16T09:33:02Z")
Others glared at me When I said to the Queen, “you seeing anyone?” ---
**Author:** ![The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_stainless_steel_rat/32/5727_2.png) [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stainless_Steel_Rat)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2021, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/655 "2021-07-16T21:17:45Z")
seeing anyone? cannot see you at all now Forgot my Glasses. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2021, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/656 "2021-07-16T21:23:00Z")
Forgot my glasses We all had to drink our beer Out of the bottle ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2021, 10:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/657 "2021-07-16T22:30:18Z")
Out of the bottle The genie gave me wishes Wish I had wishes ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2021, 9:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/658 "2021-07-21T09:30:31Z")
Wish I had wishes Hope I had hopes. But dreams? Those I can do without ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2021, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/659 "2021-07-23T22:58:52Z")
I can do without Coffee in the morning, but Not milk for breakfast. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2021, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/660 "2021-07-24T15:15:45Z")
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