# Haiku Madness Part Deux **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [October 3, 2020, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141 "2020-10-03T19:26:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 34
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2021, 1:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/661 "2021-07-29T13:52:06Z")
All the cows went home And then all the cows went Moo! All the bulls came home ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2021, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/662 "2021-07-31T19:14:25Z")
All the Bulls came home And each relieved his bowels Ain’t that some bullshit? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2021, 11:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/663 "2021-08-01T23:31:31Z")
Ain’t that some bullshit? Karen Carpenter used to Swear like a sailor. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2021, 11:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/664 "2021-08-01T23:42:47Z")
Swear like a sailor, Make love like a gigolo, Pray like a madman. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2021, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/665 "2021-08-02T22:41:01Z")
Pray like a madman: No IBS flare-ups on Our nine hour car trip. ---
**Author:** ![thorny\_locust](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thorny_locust/32/431_2.png) [@thorny\_locust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thorny_locust)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2021, 10:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/666 "2021-08-02T22:57:02Z")
Our nine hour car trip Had continuous soundtrack: Mew. Mew. Mew. MEOW. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2021, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/667 "2021-08-02T23:26:31Z")
[Mew. Mew. Mew. MEOW. No! That cat food commercial? Malcolm wrote that, right?](https://youtu.be/4c09oI5hcmU?t=22) [I could only find it in Spanish, but you’ll get the gist.] ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2021, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/668 "2021-08-03T20:08:43Z")
Malcolm wrote that, right? That X right after his name? Odd choice of surname ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2021, 10:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/669 "2021-08-04T10:35:23Z")
Odd choice of surname - Arnold Dorsey told us to Call him Humperdinck. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2021, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/670 "2021-08-04T16:27:30Z")
Call him Humperdinck, Her, “Buttercup,” the mawwiage Wasn’t meant to be. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2021, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/671 "2021-08-04T22:16:11Z")
Wasn’t meant to be An NBA star, I guess I’m only 5-9 ---
**Author:** ![thorny\_locust](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thorny_locust/32/431_2.png) [@thorny\_locust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thorny_locust)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2021, 3:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/672 "2021-08-05T03:02:54Z")
I’m only 5-9 He said. She thought, I’m 5-2. Why’d he say “only”? ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2021, 9:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/673 "2021-08-05T09:05:48Z")
Why’d he say only The lonely know how he feels? That Roy Orbison! ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2021, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/674 "2021-08-06T22:44:20Z")
That Roy Orbison Punched out Johnny Cash over Who’s the Man in Black. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2021, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/675 "2021-08-09T16:12:18Z")
Who’s the Man in Black? 'Tis the Dread Pirate Roberts! Some say it’s Wesley. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2021, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/676 "2021-08-09T17:41:09Z")
Some say it’s Wesley. Who is Picard’s only son He crushed Bev Crusher ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2021, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/677 "2021-08-09T22:13:26Z")
He crushed Bev Crusher And he barked at Bob Barker I wonder who’s next? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2021, 11:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/678 "2021-08-09T23:40:14Z")
I wonder who’s next? Jim Carrey for President? Who’s the bigger clown? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2021, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/679 "2021-08-10T00:42:34Z")
Who’s the bigger clown? Is it Fezzik the Giant Or Emmett Kelly? ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2021, 1:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/680 "2021-08-10T13:37:46Z")
OR: “Emmett Kelly Died from penile exhaustion - It’s ‘Weary Willy’.” Seriously, it’s hard to start a sentence with “or” [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141.md?page=33) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141.md?page=35)