# Haiku Madness Part Deux **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [October 3, 2020, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141 "2020-10-03T19:26:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 35
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2021, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/681 "2021-08-10T21:47:20Z")
“It’s weary willy” All I uttered when she said "let’s do it again!’ ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2021, 12:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/682 "2021-08-13T00:28:51Z")
“Let’s Do It Again!” Second Cosby/Poitier Film. Never seen it. ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2021, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/683 "2021-08-13T02:18:27Z")
Film. Never seen it. Scum’s all over the place. But Film. Never seen it. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2021, 9:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/684 "2021-08-13T09:31:44Z")
Film, never seen it Concert, never been to it I don’t get out much ---
**Author:** ![thorny\_locust](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thorny_locust/32/431_2.png) [@thorny\_locust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thorny_locust)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2021, 12:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/685 "2021-08-13T12:34:44Z")
I don’t get out much Maybe just as well right now Delta gets around. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2021, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/686 "2021-08-13T14:19:15Z")
Delta gets around? I think you would have to ask Gerald McRaney. ---
**Author:** ![thorny\_locust](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thorny_locust/32/431_2.png) [@thorny\_locust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thorny_locust)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2021, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/687 "2021-08-13T15:16:29Z")
Gerald McRaney? Try asking Delta herself. She would know better. ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2021, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/688 "2021-08-14T02:31:51Z")
She would know better, And l know worse, as she knows Me, and I know her. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2021, 10:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/689 "2021-08-14T10:44:56Z")
Me and I know her She knows me, myself, and I Floyd knows us and them ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2021, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/690 "2021-08-15T01:56:35Z")
Floyd knows, “Us and Them,” And plays it on the git-tar For Andy and Barn. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2021, 10:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/691 "2021-08-15T10:48:51Z")
For Andy and Barn Here comes lunch at the courthouse Aunt Bee’s fried chicken ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2021, 1:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/692 "2021-08-15T13:51:41Z")
Aunt Bee’s fried chicken In the frozen food section At your local store. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2021, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/693 "2021-08-15T23:51:10Z")
At your local store: Ten percent off of all the Barbecued frog legs. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2021, 2:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/694 "2021-08-16T02:14:04Z")
[Barbecued frog legs? How can you eat them when the Little guy’s watching?](http://mikelynchcartoons.blogspot.com/2010/12/sam-gross-frog-legs-original-cartoon.html) [Click on the image for larger pic.] ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2021, 9:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/695 "2021-08-16T09:38:24Z")
Little guy’s watching? No need for me to click link Wheelie frog, of course ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2021, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/696 "2021-08-18T14:18:21Z")
Wheelie Frog, of course Was the world-renowned stunt frog Well, until he croaked ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2021, 2:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/697 "2021-08-22T02:33:37Z")
Well, until he croaked There was no way for him to Attract a missus. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_stainless_steel_rat/32/5727_2.png) [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stainless_Steel_Rat)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2021, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/698 "2021-08-25T02:11:00Z")
Attract a missus Not as easy as one may think Lawyers, Guns and Money ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2021, 10:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/699 "2021-08-25T10:13:55Z")
(repaired) Attract a missus Not as easy, one may think Lawyers, guns, money ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2021, 10:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/700 "2021-08-25T10:14:56Z")
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